addressing an ex-detective superintendent as âcopperâ?
âYes, you, Mr. Pibble. What paranormal experiences have you had, sir?â
âNone that I know of.â
âAh, cock! No hunches in your job? No intuitions? How long were you a bluebottle?â
âThirty-four years. I wouldnât call that sort of thing a paranormal experience, though. Of course Iâve sometimes felt a pull about a case without tangible evidence to back my instincts up; but I was probably wrong half the time, and the other half Iâd noticed things subconsciously which would have been evidence if Iâd noticed them consciously. I never liked hunches; if they work once, you start to look for them after that, and then the wildest fancy becomes an article of faith. That type of policeman doesnât last long. Whatâs up, beyond my having figured by accident in the episode at the door?â
Dr. Silver picked up the little globe from the desk and held it between finger and thumb, like a conjuror about to perform some legerdemain with an egg. His fingers were very short and stubby.
âSee,â he said softly, âmy right hand sends a signal.â He tossed the toy spinning toward the ceiling.
âAnd my left hand receives it!â he cried. The globe fell with a slap into the olive palm. The shock of its fall must have released the catch, for the lid shot up, loosing the spark that set the small wick flaming.
âBravo!â called Mrs. Dixon-Jones. âI canât even get it to light.â
Dr. Silver stared at the flame in a smiling trance. Pibble could see the light of it glisten off his spectacles: they were as eccentric an affectation as his language, for the glass was quite flat.
âDo it again, Ram,â said Mrs. Dixon-Jones.
âHave you figured the odds, Posey?â said Dr. Silver in an accent of awe. âThis surely is my day, when things go right for me. So letâs get on. My hand cannot catch this little jigger, Mr. Pibble, unless my other hand has thrown it. Same with a signal. You need a transmitter, one; and a receiver, two. Now we believe our kids here to be highly sensitive receivers. They also transmit, but we canât control their transmissions. They wonât receive freely from adultsââ
âThey always know when Iâm tired or sad or angry,â said Mrs. Dixon-Jones.
âSo do I, Posey. So do I. But when have you seen them work a trick like thisâa copper whoâs lost his hat? When?â
âI donât think I have.â
âAnd youâve been here how long?â
âSeventeen years.â
âHallelujah! Mr. Pibble, thereâs a rational chance that youâre the transmitter weâve been looking for.â
âWell, of course Iâd be glad to help, but â¦â Pibble let his doubt hang in the air. He foresaw desert days of sitting behind cheat-proof screens, under the eyes of independent witnesses of the highest probity, while he tried to transmit a mental image of a teddy bear to a child with an IQ of sixty-five. Dr. Silver slapped him jauntily on the shoulder.
âHell, man,â he boomed. âMr. T. will make it worth your while. On, on! What mood were you in when you approached the door?â
âNo particular mood. What do you mean?â
âExcited, man! Stimulated! Happy! Angry! Depressed!â
âNone of those, really. My wife had asked me to come and talk to Mrs. Dixon-Jones about an idea that had come up at one of these fund-raising affairs. I suppose I was a little reluctant to meet the children, because I expected them to be much less, well, fetching than they are. Otherwise I was rather low-keyedâalmost apathetic. I wanted to spray my roses.â
âStupendous!â sighed Dr. Silver in three long syllables of ecstasy. âApathy! Boredom! Theyâre the key. How often have I said so, Posey?â
âOften enough for me to know