this is how you carry on when Iâm not here, is it, Sergeant â not bothering to put in an appearance until itâs practically time to take a tea break?â
That was rich, coming from a man who rarely turned up himself before ten oâclock, Woodend thought, but he contented himself with saying, âI had a late night, sir. There was a murder I had to investigate.â
Bentley sighed, theatrically. âSo there was,â he said. âWell, I suppose youâd better tell me about it.â
Woodend gave him a concise summary, and when heâd finished, Bentley said, âWas there anything on her to identify her?â
Heâd only been half-listening, Woodend thought â half-listening at best.
âNo, sir, as Iâve already explained, she didnât have a handbag, or even a purse,â he said.
âStill, even without formal identification, putting a name to her shouldnât be much problem, should it?â Bentley asked.
âShouldnât it?â
âOf course not. After all, there canât be that many niggers in London who match her description, now can there?â
âThere canât be that many
coloured
girls, no,â Woodend agreed. âI read somewhere that the entire
coloured
population of the British Isles doesnât come to much more than eleven thousand.â
It was a mild rebuke, and he knew it, but it was as far as he dared go with the man who held his future in his hands, and he could only hope that Bentley would take the hint.
âAnd most of the niggers who arenât too bone idle to earn an honest dayâs pay have jobs on the docks, donât they?â Bentley said, with complete disregard. âSo the chances are that this particular girl will have
lived
near the docks.â
âThatâs probably true,â Woodend agreed, resignedly.
âThen all you have to do is go around the dockland police stations with her photograph and find a local copper who knows her. And once youâve done that, I expect the same local copper will be able to tell you who killed her.â
âHow would he know?â Woodend wondered.
âHeâll know because he knows
these people
,â Bentley said, speaking more slowly now that heâd realized he was dealing with an idiot. âAnd because he knows them, heâll also know which of them it was that this girl managed to rub up the wrong way.â
âSo youâre assuminâ she was killed by a coloured man, are you?â Woodend asked.
âOf course I am,â Bentley said. âItâs the only
logical
assumption to make, and I donât see why youâre not making it, too.â
âI donât think that the woman who reported the murder was coloured,â Woodend said.
âWhat does that prove?â Bentley asked dismissively. âShe doesnât have to have been coloured to have seen the murder and then report it, now does she? Whereâs your problem with that?â
âShe didnât
see
it at all, sir. She was
told
about it.â
âSo?â
âSo why would a
coloured
man tell a
white
woman that heâd just committed a murder?â
âTo impress her,â Bentley said easily.
âTo
impress
her!â
âHe was probably trying to get into her knickers, and thought that heâd have more of a chance if he gave himself a dangerous edge.â
âDo you really believe thatâs possible, sir?â Woodend asked, incredulously.
Bentley shrugged. âWell, I admit itâs not something you or I would have done if we were trying to get our ends away,â he said, âbut then these jungle bunnies donât think like us, do they?â
Anâ I donât think like you, Woodend thought â but if I ever start to, I promise Iâll shoot myself.
âMitre Roadâs a fair way from the docks,â he pointed out. âWhat was the victim doinâ there at all,