thus revived him.
âNi-Nicola,â the Milksop stammered now, staring at her as if she, too, had grown a second head. âIâ¦Iâ¦â
Since it seemed unlikely she was going to get anything sensible out of Harold, Nicola turned toward her guardian and said politely, âNot that I am anything but delighted to see you, Lord Renshaw, but I am due to leave for a garden party shortly.âThis was a lie, as the garden party was not to start for several hours, but as Nicola supposed the Grouser had never been invited to a garden party in his life, she doubted he would know what time they usually began. âTo what do I owe the honor of this visit?â
Lord Renshaw had put away his handkerchief. He cleared his throat several times before saying, âOh, yes. Yes. Well, you see, Nicola, something rather wonderful has happened.â
âReally?â Nicola raised her eyebrows and looked from Lord Renshaw to his heir. She could not imagine what sort of event Lord Renshaw would consider wonderful, but considering how dreadfully boring he was, she supposed he was only going to tell her that there was a sale on merino wool at Grafton House. âAnd what would that be, my lord?â
And then Lord Renshaw did something so out of his normal character that Nicola, in her shock, quite forgot to keep her shoulders thrown back and her head held high. That was because, for the first time in all the years sheâd known him, the Grouser actually smiled.
âWeâve had an offer, my dear,â he said. The smile was not a very good one. It was almost like a puppet smile, as if someone unseen above Lord Renshawâs head were pulling invisible threads connected to the sides of his mouth, causing them to turn upward, instead of down. It was, in fact, a rather frightening smile. Nicola found that she wished the Grouser hadnât attempted it at all.
Still, she asked gamely, âAn offer, my lord? Whatever do you mean?â
âWell, for the abbey, of course.â The smile, to Nicolaâs horror, grew even broader. âAn offer to purchase Beckwell Abbey.â
CHAPTER THREE
âBeckwell Abbey isnât for sale.â
That was how Nicola had replied to her guardianâs extraordinary statement that he had had an offer on her home. Beckwell Abbey isnât for sale.
It was a simple statement, but a true one. Thinking back on it, as she danced with the God that evening at Almackâs, Nicola couldnât imagine how she could have put it plainer. Beckwell Abbey isnât for sale. End of conversation.
Except of course it hadnât been. Because the Grouser had gone on and on, explaining that Nicola was mad not even to consider the offer. For the abbey was a rambling, somewhat dilapidated structure that looked its age, which was considerable, and had the misfortune of being located only ten miles from Killingworth, a town near which coal had been discovered, and which now hosted a colliery, a coal mine over which a gray haze could be seen to hang on days when the sky was otherwise clear. She would never get a better offer for the abbey, and this one, at twelve thousand pounds, was really very generous.
Still, its state of disrepair and unfortunate proximity to a coal mine notwithstanding, Beckwell Abbey was home, and not just to Nicola, but to Nana and Puddy, and a half dozen tenant farmers, as well.
âBut the offer is for twelve thousand pounds, Nicola,â the Grouser had explained excitedlyâor as excitedly as the Grouser was capable of saying anything, which wasnât very. âTwelve thousand pounds!â
Twelve thousand pounds was, of course, a staggering sum of money, considering that Nicola had barely a hundred pounds a year upon which to live. She might, as the Grouser was quick to point out, live comfortably for the rest of her life on the interest alone of that twelve thousand pounds, if it was invested wisely.
Except that Lord Renshaw was