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tell you.
    But you have to read the next chapter first. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.

The person who came running into the classroom at that moment was Dr. Carbles, the president of the Board of Education! He was the one who came up with the idea of Career Day in the first place.
    â€œKlutz!” he shouted. “Why are you standing there with your pants down?”

    â€œI… I… I was just proving to the children that I wear underpants,” Mr. Klutz explained.
    â€œThe children are here to learn about reading, writing, and arithmetic,” yelled Dr. Carbles. “They’re not here to learn about your underwear.”
    â€œBut … but … but…”
    We all started giggling because Mr. Klutz kept saying “but,” which sounds just like “butt”; but you can’t say “butt” in school. Nobody knows why.
    â€œParading around in your underpants is not part of your job description, Klutz!” said Dr. Carbles. “You’re fired!”
    Everybody gasped. That’s when a bunch of the teachers came running into the room.
    â€œWe heard that the students are writing mean stories about us in the school paper,” shouted Mr. Macky. “Is this true?”
    â€œYes, it’s true!” Mr. Klutz said, waving around a copy of The Ella Mentry Sentry . “Look at this! ‘Mrs. Patty—Dog Killer!’ ‘Vice Principal Poisoned Defenseless Animals!’ ”
    â€œYou can’t print that garbage!” shouted Ms. Coco.
    â€œSure we can,” said Mrs. Lilly. “Didn’t you ever hear of freedom of the press? It’s in the First Amendment.”

    â€œWell, I’m the president of the Board of Education,” said Dr. Carbles as he grabbed all the papers out of the printer, “and what I say goes. I’m shutting down The Ella Mentry Sentry right now!”
    Everybody gasped.
    â€œThat’s not fair!” Ryan shouted. “It’s our paper. You can’t shut it down!”
    â€œOh yes, I can!” Dr. Carbles said. “And there’s nothing you can do about it. Nobody will ever read this trash!”
    Everybody was really upset. But Mrs. Lilly had a little smile on her face.
    â€œI’m sorry to tell you this,” she said quietly, “but people are already reading The Ella Mentry Sentry .”
    â€œWhat?!” shouted Dr. Carbles as he waved the papers in the air. “How can anybody read it if I have all the pages?”
    â€œBecause they’re reading the online edition,” Mrs. Lilly told him. “ The Ella Mentry Sentry is on the internet. I sent it to WikiLeaks. Thousands of people are probably reading it right now.”
    â€œOh no!” shouted Mr. Klutz. “Everybody is going to think I have two wives, and that I don’t wear underpants!”
    â€œPeople are going to say I beat my wife!” shouted Mr. Docker.
    â€œThey’ll say I’m a drunk!” shouted Miss Laney.
    â€œAnd that I kill defenseless animals,” shouted Mrs. Jafee.
    Suddenly, there was a siren outside. I looked out the window. A police car pulled up to the school, and two cops got out. A minute later they were in our classroom.
    â€œWhich one of you is the principal of this school?” one of the policemen asked.
    â€œI am,” said Mr. Klutz.
    â€œWell, you’re under arrest,” said the policeman. “It’s against the law to have more than one wife.”
    â€œBut … but … but … this is all a big mistake, Officer,” Mr. Klutz tried to explain. “I don’t have—”
    â€œYou have the right to remain silent,” interrupted the policeman as he got out a pair of handcuffs. “So be quiet. And pull up your pants.”
    The policeman handcuffed Mr. Klutz and led him away. The other policeman took a pad out of his pocket.
    â€œOkay, we also need to arrest the guy who beats his wife,