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Mayor Hubble.
    â€œWhat if we don’t have to go?” asked Ryan.
    â€œWe all have to go,” said Mayor Hubble.
    â€œAt the same time?” asked Michael.
    â€œI don’t have to go,” I said.
    â€œMe neither,” said Alexia.
    â€œI just went a few minutes ago,” said Emily.
    â€œI’ll go later,” said Neil the nude kid.
    Well, that’s pretty much what happened. Maybe the teachers will get out of jail soon. Maybe we’ll publish another edition of The Ella Mentry Sentry . Maybe Mrs. Lilly will stop grabbing people’s eyeballs. Maybe Tony Eagle will stop running into doors. Maybe they’ll get that tree out of Mayor Hubble’s bathroom. Maybe Andrea will explode. Maybe Mr. Klutz will stop pulling his pants down in school. Maybe we’ll all get invited to one of Mrs. Yonkers’s barbecues. Maybe Mr. Macky will stop kissing his wife in public. Maybe everybody will stop having to go all the time. Maybe we’ll finally get through page twenty-three in our math books.
    But it won’t be easy!

About the Author and Illustrator
    Dan Gutman
    has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com.
    Jim Paillot
    lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com.
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    Mrs. Lilly Is Silly!
    Text copyright © 2011 by Dan Gutman
    Illustrations copyright © 2011 by Jim Paillot
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    Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.
    ISBN 978-0-06-196921-8 (lib. bdg.)—ISBN 978-0-06-196920-1 (pbk.)
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    EPub Edition © SEPTEMBER 2011 ISBN: 9780062093394
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