having a slight misunderstanding here, Bridie. We havenât come to ask Matt to play for the club. Sorry.â
I stare at him.
âWhy not?â I say.
A thought hits me. In the video, did they see the scars on Mattâs legs? Is that whatâs putting them off?
No, it canât be that. Matt hasnât got that many scars. He just looks like a soccer player whoâs been kicked quite a bit.
âMatt is very talented,â says Franco Di Rafaela. âBut his size is not thick enough.â
âWhat Franco means,â says Ken, âis that Matt has the wrong body shape for a modern professional footballer. Heâs too lightweight.â
This is crazy. They donât understand.
âI donât mean the first team,â I say. âNot yet. I mean the youth team.â
The visitors all shake their heads.
âStill too lightweight,â says Ken apologetically. âMatt is whatâs called an ectomorph. Lean and skinny. These days we find the young players that do best are mesomorphs. Chunky and strong.â
âMattâs only fourteen,â I say. âHe hasnât had his growth spurt yet.â
Ken sighs.
âThe sad truth is,â he says, âyou canât ever change your body type.â
I donât believe him. That is so negative. I look at Bruno to see if he feels the same as me. Managers have to be positive, itâs their job.
But Bruno is nodding sadly like he agrees with Ken.
I have one more go.
âWhat about Lionel Messi?â I say. âHeâs the most famous footballer in the world and he isnât chunky.â
Nobody says anything.
I think theyâre trying to protect my feelings. Because now I think of it, as well as being short, Lionel Messi is quite chunky.
I want to plead and beg. Tell them talent is more important than chunkiness any day, plus Iâll make Matt take vitamins.
But Mum and Dad come back in, and suddenly everyoneâs more interested in tea and biscuits.
I slump back in my chair. Iâm so disappointed I donât hear what anyone else says for a bit. I can see lips moving, and Mum and Dad looking a bit stunned, but I donât take much in.
Outside I can hear a crowd murmuring. Half the pub followed us home. Uncle Cliff is out there keeping them quiet.
Dadâs frowning like heâs struggling to get his brain round something.
âHave I got this right?â he says to the visitors. âYouâre offering to fly us all to England?â
âExact,â says Franco Di Rafaela. âWe fly you free. Business class.â
âCome over and spend a few days with us at the club,â says Ken. âWatch a match from the VIP box. Meet some famous players. All expenses paid.â
Mum and Dad look at each other.
I look at them both, my thoughts racing.
This actually isnât so bad. Iâve no idea why theyâre doing this, but once weâre over there, Matt can show them in person that talent is more important than chunkiness.
âThatâs incredibly kind,â says Mum to Ken. âBut why us?â
âFair question,â says Ken. âNext week weâre opening five superstores in Australia, all selling our club merchandise. While Francoâs over here, heâs helping us with the publicity. As part of that publicity weâve been looking for an Australian family to take back to London as our guests. The media love that sort of thing. When we saw the coverage Mattâs been getting for his party piece with the livestock, well, you lovely people are the obvious choice.â
Mum and Dad look at each other again.
Mumâs face is doubtful.
Ken gives Franco Di Rafaela a quick glance.
Franco Di Rafaela turns to Matt, whoâs standing in the kitchen doorway, flipping an egg from one foot to the other and back again without breaking the shell. Mum usually yells at him, but she doesnât this time.
âWhat you think, Matt?â