loads of CDs, and a bottle of stuff called Old Spice, and a lamp for beside the bed. The bedclothes had been changed. Her pink cover and pillowcase were over in Raymondâs room, and the covers were blue now. It made Gloria a bit sad, even a tiny bit annoyed. But then she heard Uncle Ben and her dad laughing downstairs, and she ran down to see what had happened.
Her dad was standing in the hall with another cardboard box. But the bottom of it had split open, so he was holding an empty box and the things that had been in it were all around him on the ground and on top of his feet.
âYouâre an eejit,â said Uncle Ben.
âI know,â said her dad.
He bent down and started picking up Uncle Benâs stuff. Gloria helped him. There were old football medals, loads of them. The ribbons were all tangled, so they looked like some sort of mad dollâs head, with braids with coins in them.
âIâll untangle them for you, Uncle Ben,â she said.
âThanks, Gloria,â said Uncle Ben. âItâll take you all day.â
âBet it wonât,â said Gloria.
But it did. She spent most of the rest of the day untangling the ribbons. She made sure she didnât pull any, so the knots wouldnât get tighter. It was dark when she loosened the last knot. The ribbon must have been really old because the medal with itââCommunity Games Runner-Upââhad â1989â on it. So her Uncle Ben had won it twenty-four years ago.
âWhat does ârunner-upâ mean?â she asked.
âLoser,â said her dad.
Uncle Ben laughed. âIt means second,â he told Gloria. âGive us a look.â
She gave him the medal.
âI remember this one,â he said. âWe got beaten, threeâtwo.â
âTold you,â said her dad. âLoser.â
He didnât usually say thingsânearly cruel thingsâlike that. But Gloria knew he was joking with Uncle Ben, teasing him. Uncle Ben teased her dad too. They were always doing it to each other.
âCome here, Gloria,â said her Uncle Ben.
He held the ribbon so that it became a big triangle, and he put it around Gloriaâs neck. She felt the weight of the medal on her chest before she looked down and saw it there.
âItâs yours now,â he said.
âAh, thanks,â said Gloria.
âAnd Ray,â said Uncle Ben. âYou too.â
Gloria had put all the medalsâthere were seventeen of themâin arow, with all the ribbons in a straight line, side by side. Uncle Ben picked one of them. It was another of the runner-up medals. And he did the same thingâhe put it around Raymondâs neck. He shook Raymondâs hand.
âCongratulations,â he said.
âThanks,â said Raymond. âCool.â
And Uncle Ben shook Gloriaâs hand too.
âCongratulations, Gloria.â
They laughed.
âI bet itâs the only time youâll ever be a runner-up,â said Uncle Ben.
CHAPTER 3
T hey sat under the kitchen table.
They were ready.
Raymond looked at Gloria.
She nodded.
Raymond pressed the little button on the side of his watch.
Theyâd started. They were going for a new world record. The old one was impressive: one hour and forty-six minutes, and seventeen seconds. It was hard to imagine that theyâd ever done it. But they always felt that way at the start, just after theyâd crept under the table, after that excitement had worn off and the new excitement had only started. The first part was all thrills, as theyâd crawled and slid their way to success. Now successâthe new world recordâmeant doing nothing. Doing absolutely nothing, for absolutely ever. It was agonyâand brilliant.
Gloria was able to driftâthat was what it felt like. Sheâd besitting in exactly the same way, the grown-ups would be chatting and laughing and, after a while, their voices would feel like noise
Janwillem van de Wetering