advertisements above the windows. Bill Houston was up at the front of the bus, standing there with his arm wrapped around the silver pole and leaning over as if looking for something heâd dropped in the driverâs lap. âListen. Got a proposition for you,â he was telling the driver.
âNo,â the driver said. âNope, no propositions. I just canât listen to any propositions.â He was a compact young man with a boot-camp style crew-cut under an official bus driverâs hat supported solely by his ears. It was plain he didnât want to talk to Bill Houston.
âYou got nothing better to do than listen to me,â Bill Houston said. âAinât nothing else happening. Weâre the only ones on your bus.â
The driver glanced around and touched the buttons of his shirt with the fingers of one hand. âLook. Thereâs certain rules on this bus,â he said.
âCourse thereâs rules! Has to be rules to make everything work out right, right?â
The driver rubbed his chin, unwilling to agree too hastily.
âCertainly!â Bill Houston said. âHey, I learned all about rules in the Navy. When it comes to rules, you just listen to me.â
âIâm not listening,â the driver said. âYou canât get me to listen.â
Jamie imagined a great blade protruding for miles from her window, levelling the whole suburbs six feet above the ground. She sat there waiting for Bill Houston to get arrested.
Bill Houston rode the floor of the bus like the pitching and heaving deck of a great ship. âThere has to be rules to make things run right,â he was explaining, â but. If you got an idea about breaking the rules to make things run better, why goddamn it then a course there ainât a reason in the world not to break the rules.â
âI donât know. Lookâwhat are we talking about?â the driver said.
âNow, here it is: Iâm going to pay you a little extra to take this bus where we want to get to, thatâs all. Iâll pay you all the extra you want.â
âNever happen.â The driver shook his head. His hat seemed to stay in one place while his head moved from side to side beneath it. He stopped at a light and put his elbow on the steering and his chin in his hand.
âWhat! Wait up one second,â Bill Houston said. âI ainât even said where weâre going yet. This is a winner. Going to make you a lot of extra cash. You want to listen?â
âNo sir. Donât want to listen.â The driver removed his hat and put both hands over his ears.
Fishing several dollars from his wallet, Bill Houston held them before the driverâs face. The driver shook his head.
âOkay, Iâll name you a figure,â Bill Houston said. The figure was thrown from his heart, from the depths of his body: âFifty bones.â
The driver took his hands from his ears and drew a small printed sheet from the shelf below his steering wheel. âI got my specific route right here,â he said. He snapped the paper several times with his finger. âThis is it. If I donât see it on here, then it just isnât it. Thatâs all.â
Bill Houston took all the money from his wallet and held it out to the driver like a bouquet. âTell you where to point this thing,â he said. âWe want to see the Liberty Bell. Over in Philly.â
The driverâs eyes grew wide. âSure. One in the morning.â
âRight hereââBill Houston thumbed the moneyââright here is, here is, here isâninety-six dollars! Ninety-six big old big ones, boy. Now how much you make tonight all night, driving down your specific route there? Donât seem exactly like the big time, does it?â
The driver looked over his printed sheet carefully, as if hoping to find that Philadelphia had become part of his route.
Bill Houston fanned his sheaf of
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