Seriously, what did you do this time?â
âI asked him to be my handyman.â
If she hadnât felt so bad she might have laughed at her friendâs confusion.
âIs that some kind of new kink? Iâve never heard of that. Does he show up in just a tool belt or something?â
âWow. Come on, Abbott, do you ever think of anything but sex?â
âNope. Not really. So what do you mean?â Abbott wasnât supercrazy about commitment, either, but she also never lacked for a date. Her friend was the queen of love âem and leave âem. Mari had never been able to do that. Just have sex to have sex. In a way, she was envious of her friendâs ability to have fun without getting emotionally attached. It wasnât that Mari was clingy. She just wanted something more than just the physical from her sexual partners. Not that it had worked out well for her so far.
She explained.
âWow. You really are desperate.â
Mari frowned. âThanks for pointing out the obvious.â
âSo what did he say?â
âHe was sweet. He said heâd think about it, but he added he was really busy at work.â
âSo he gave himself an out?â Abbott asked. âHmm.â
She nodded. Secretly, Mari had been a little crushed when Brody had said he was busy, which was stupid since sheâd never believed heâd agree to her off-the-wall plan. âI think he was trying to get out of it gracefully, and he didnât want to have to tell me to my face that I was totally crazy.â
Abbott leaned back. âSo what are you going to do?â
âWell, I canât afford to move. Though, I did consider it. Living with my parents again, well, I just canât go there.â She was only half-joking. Part of her wanted to give up on everything and go home to Austin. Her parents would understand. Heck, theyâd probably welcome her with open arms. Itâd been more than a year since sheâd been to Austin to see them. She was always too busy with the next project.
Strangely, given everything that had happened, she wasnât sure she could handle being around them. Theirs was the standard to which she held all relationshipsâthirty years together and they were so in love with one another it was annoying.
Nope. She couldnât handle being around that right now.
There was also the fact that sheâd built an up-and-coming business in Corpus, and she wouldnât give that up for any man. No matter how embarrassed she might be about her failed romance.
Sheâd have to stick it out and figure out how to hide from, or at least avoid, her oh-so-hot neighbor.
âSo play it cool. Tell him you had too much sangria and it went to your head.â
She pursed her lips. âThat might work. Or I could simply barricade myself in my basement.â
Her friend laughed. âMari, we donât have basements in Corpus. How about I come help you paint one of the bathrooms this weekend?â
âYou want to secretly stalk the Marine.â
âTrue. But can you blame me? You make him sound so yummy. And he didnât take his tacos and run when you propositioned him with the worst offer ever, which means heâs superbrave. Brave guys are so hot.â
Mari shook her head. âDonât even go there. Though I might take you up on the offer to paint. That is if I can figure out how to get the drywall up. That stuff is heavy. I gave it a try in the dining room last night. By the fourth board I was in tears. I gave up and drank the rest of the sangria.â
âOh, you are so sad. You make my heart hurt. Incidentally, Mercury is in retrograde and it affects everyone in a negative way. However, itâs going to get better. All of it. The house. The men. Youâre just in a downturn.â
Mari didnât know anything about how the planets aligned, but she definitely could use a bit of luck. âThatâs pretty optimistic
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