money. âNinety-six dollars.â
â I know how much it is. Itâs just that Iâd be out of a job. Iâd lose this job for sure.â
âYou wonât need no job, with ninety-six dollarsâ
âPhiladelphia!â the young driver said.
âYou got it! Youâre getting it! The Liberty Bell! Which my poor wife sitting right over there has always wanted to see, poor woman, and she never has seen it yet, poor little old gal. And sheâs dying. Got a disease, if you want to know the truth. Ninety-six dollars!â
âNow, hold up a minute,â Jamie said from her seat, but Bill Houston waved her off. She said nothing else, waiting to see how far this whole show was headed.
âI just canât go anywhere I want to with a crazy man to Philly,â the driver said. âPhiladelphia!â He put his hat back on his head. He checked his hand brake. He looked at his watch. âStanding in front of the white line,â he said in a neutral tone, pointing down at the line. âDelaying the bus driver. Attempted bribery.â
âWhat? What is this?â Bill Houston slammed his palm against the metal pole and made it ring. âRight in the middle of negotiations youâre handing me the goddamn rules. Donât you know when the world is trying to do you a kindness?â
âTalking to the driver. Trying to get the driver to go off his specific route,â the driver said.
âNinety-six dollars,â Bill Houston said. The driver put his bus in gear.
âNow you turn this bus off,â Bill Houston said, âand letâs talk.â
âJust please wait one minute,â Jamie put in. âHold up there,â she said good-naturedly. Nobody was listening. Bill Houston had taken a pint bottle of Gordonâs Gin from his pants pocket and was waving it around in the area of his mouth.
The driver was maneuvering his bus around a circle with a lawn and a big ugly statue in its midst. âConsuming alcoholic beverages on the bus! Standing in front of the white line talking to the driver with ninety-six dollars attempted bribery!â
âGoddamn Iâll show you ninety-six dollars bribing.â Bill Houston moved his face and his fistful of money in front of the driverâs face. The driver continued driving his bus, leaning to one side to see past Bill Houstonâs head and hand. âI donât want this money, see?â Bill Houston said. â1 just donât give a shit about this money. Do you give a shit about this money?â
â I do!â Jamie said. âBill! Sit down!â
âYou better leave me aloneâright now,â the driver told him. âYouâre disturbing the other passengers on my bus.â
âOkay,â Bill Houston said. â You donât give a shit about this money. I donât give a shit about this money. Okay. All right, thatâs just perfectly okay with me.â He placed the bills in a pile on the floor beside the driverâs seat. Jamie and the driver looked on as he adjusted the flame on his Bic butane and then set the money afire.
Jamie wailed terribly.
The driver wanted to watch the street and Bill Houston with amazed eyes both at once, turning his head rapidly from front to side. âBurning money! On the bus! My Christ! A fucking lunatic! Get away from that white line!â
Jamie had leaped forward to save the money. She stamped on it repeatedly, shouting along with the driver. Bill Houston was ready, the flame on his butane set high as possible, and he blocked her feet with his arm as he knelt by the pile of dollars, ravaging it with flame. Jamie managed to snatch the top few bills from the pile and held them tightly in her fist, but the rest was charred past rescue.
The driver stopped his bus and opened the door, and the three of them regarded the black smoldering heap until it was ash and the smoke had all blown out the door, and the bus ride