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This is the most important time they have Bob. I will tell you that many of them pray both to God and their own family and have a massage. There now I think that shows you who I am.
    I have a lot of interest Bob in this ball and my other merchandise so you must be quick.
    Dominic Jones
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Dominic Jones
    Subject: We’re ‘Leg Men’ Round This House
    Dominic,
    You’re right, I shouldn’t have pushed you. You’re one of the most respected World Cup Dressing Room Supervisors on the circuit and I apologise for suggesting you risk your job by giving me mindless gossip to impress the boo boys down at Stewpot’s Bar.
    I would absolutely love to buy this ball for my own son (Timmy). He has been getting into a lot of trouble at school which is causing considerable problems between me and my wife. 12 I say that Timmy’s problems at school are because of the pressure she puts on him but she says it’s because I encourage him to stay up all night with me watching American sports on Channel 5 and talking about skirt. That’s insane because for a start he doesn’t need any encouragement. We both love baseball and, when it comes to the skirt, we’re both leg men so the conversation takes care of itself.
    Anyway, your football could be the treat Timmy needs to buck up his ideas. Stick me down for it please.
    Bob
    From: Dominic Jones
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Payment Details
    Dear Bob,
    Thanks for getting back to me and please promise me you will treasure the ball it means a lot to me, I want you to go to any Western Union money transfer or money gram outlet close to you and make the payment of £188 as agreed. I promise, as soon as the payment is confi rmed, the ball will be delivered to you in the next two days. Here is the information to use
    Receivers Name: Mr Dominic Jones
    Address: Hong Kong
    Text Question: Who do you love most?
    Text Answer: Jesus Amount Paid: £188 GBP
    Thanks
    Dominic Jones
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Dominic Jones
    Subject: My Pal The Ref
    Dominic,
    Thanks for turning down all the other people to reserve me the football. Timmy will be so happy. I can only imagine his little face when I surprise him at the breakfast table by whipping a signed football out from within the folds of my dressing gown.
    I must admit that I let slip down at Stewpot’s Bar that I am now pals with one of the world’s most successful referees. My pal Frank had a question for you, Dominic. If someone took a shot at goal, and it was going in, and then Mussolini wasn’t dead and he ran out the crowd and headed it clear, what’s the situation? By the book the goal presumably shouldn’t stand, but when it’s Mussolini clearing it off the line then it would surely be very, very hard to justify chalking it off. Thoughts?
    I have all the respect in the world for you, Dominic. And for Jerry, who is one of the bravest little boys going. I know he is sick but he is a fighter and that gives him an outside chance of making it.
    Bob
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    From: Dominic Jones
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: My answer to this
    Hello Bob
    My son Jerry is not sick who told you that? Yes the ball will be a perfect present for your son Timmy. I want someone who will value this ball and I now trust that this is your son Timmy. Please Bob, I was not a referee so it is not possible for me to deal with this Mussolini situation. My own feeling would be that it would be a goal still but that is only my feeling. Remember I was not a referee I was appointed to work with them and to look after the dressing room and keep everything safe OK?
    Thanks
    Dominic Jones
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Dominic Jones
    Subject: Quick Work
    Dominic,
    Well you didn’t keep things that safe if you nicked a ball and a jersey did you?! Don’t worry, I’m just jerking your chain, I can’t blame you for grabbing some freebies. I agree with your