simple tunic; he usually ran bare-chested, dressed only in short trousers.
âRunning to what?â his brother Godfrey asked, following their mother into the entry.
It was a reasonable question. Simeon had outrun the occasional lion (but only with the help of a friendly tree). He had failed to outrun a crocodile and almost got eaten as a punishment. There was nothing to outrun in theprim English countryside that surrounded Revels House; one had the feeling that not even wolves dared intrude on the duchyâs herds.
âI just like to run,â he explained. âItâs excellent exercise and I enjoy it.â
His mother and brother spoke at the same moment. âWhat are those shoes?â Godfrey asked, and âYou must stop that practice at once,â his mother commanded.
Simeon sighed. âShall we retire to the drawing room and discuss it?â
âThe drawing room?â his mother asked. âWith youâwith you unclothed as youââ She didnât seem to be able to continue, just flapped her hand in the air.
Godfrey was just the age to be enjoying himself enormously. The only way Simeon could explain the fact that he had a thirteen-year-old brother, when he himself was almost thirty, was to picture his mother and father having a prolonged and energetic marital life. Given that his mother had a look of perpetual outrage and a figure that resembled a cone-shaped beehive, he refused to imagine it.
âYouâre not clothed,â Godfrey said, laughing madly. âI can see your knees!â
âItâs easier to run like this,â Simeon said. âWould you like to try it? I have several spare trousers of this nature.â
âDonât you dare try to contaminate him!â his mother blustered.
âMother,â Simeon said.
âYou may address me as Your Grace when we are in public.â
âWe arenât in public.â
âUnless I invite you to my private chambers, we are in public!â she snapped.
Simeon ignored this. âWhen I return, if you would be so kind as to grant me the honor of an audience for a mere five minutes, I would be most grateful.â He swept a bow, a dukeâs bow.
âThe honor of an audience?â Godfrey said. âDo you say that to savages when you meet them, Simeon?â
âDo not address the duke with such familiarity,â the duchess snapped at Godfrey.
Simeon winked at his brother and pulled open the front door before Honeydew could reach it. Then he tore down the steps, leaving his family temporarily behind.
Two minutes later he was running down a neglected lane behind his estate. The estate could fairly well be summed up by the word neglected . He pushed that unpleasant thought away and fell into the physical pleasure of feeling his legs pound against the ground, his heart race, the wind tug his hair back from his head.
He had learned about running for pleasure, rather than for escape, from an Abyssinian mountain king named Bahrnagash. To cross into Abyssinia by the mountain pass, one must appease Bahrnagash. Given that the man was famous for putting strangers to death and dividing their possessions among his tribesmen, Simeon had been a bit concerned.
When Simeon was challenged to a raceâthe reward for winning being his life and the lives of his menâhe thought he had a decent chance. Bahrnagash turned out to be a little man with a close-shaven head, wearing a cowl and a pair of short trousers. He had to be fifty years old. He wore no shoes, and showed no inclination to remove his coarse girdle, into which was stuck a heavy knife. Simeon estimated he could run his way to freedom.
They gathered in the great courtyard of the mountainfortress. Simeonâs cavalcade cheered with all the lustiness of men wildly outnumbered, and picturing themselves sliced open from gullet to gizzard. Bahrnagashâs men cheered with the enthusiasm of men seeing horses for the first time,