office and wouldnât be back for some hours.
If this failed, she would move on to Rule Number Two, which would be to appeal to the visitorâs sudden desire to get out of the Planning Department as soon as possible. She would do this by saying that if he left his phone number, the person he was looking for could phone him back in the comfort of his own home, when he would be sitting down with a nice glass of Chablis.
Yes! The young man was writing something down on a piece of paper that would be thrown away as soon as he left the office.
But something had gone wrong! The young man had stopped writing.
Trevor ducked down behind the filing cabinet. Damn! The young man had spotted him.
âI think your Head of Planning may have returned without you noticing,â Malcolm said politely to the girl. âIâd like to speak to him at once.â
Cynthia turned round to look at the Head of Planningâs Office. She couldnât see Trevor.
âNo, I donât think he has,â she said.
âI just saw him duck behind the filing cabinet,â said Malcolm pleasantly.
Malcolm actually enjoyed coming to the Planning Department. It was like reading a historical text. You had to distinguish between fact and fiction. When Julius Caesar tells us, in his Gallic Wars , that elks have no knees and so cannot get up if they fall over, we know it is fiction. It was exactly the same when Malcolm was told that the Head of Planning was not there, and yet he could see Trevor peering over a filing cabinet.
Trevor cursed himself. He had been meaning to get rid of the sign on the door that read âHead of Planningâ. He gave a shrug of resignation and beckoned Malcolm into his office.
âItâs about this Planning Application for the demolition of numbers 26 and 27 Highgrove Park,â said the young man.
âAnd who might you be?â asked Trevor. It was always a good idea to ask this question, since it implied that they had no business to be making the lives of honest, hard-working civil servants more difficult than they already were.
âIâm Malcolm Thomas,â said Malcolm. âIâm Chairman of the Highgrove Park Residentsâ Association. We want to know who is lodging the Planning Application. It says on the application âBerners Ltdâ. Weâve heard rumours that some Russian is behind it. Is that right?â
âWell, Mr Thomas.â Trevor was sure of his ground here. âWe know no more than you. If we receive an application from a company thatâs all we know too. Youâd need to go to Companies House to find out who owns the company. They donât have to tell us.â
âThatâs what I thought,â said Malcolm. âItâs just that one of the members of the Residentsâ Association has received a threatening message in the post.â
Trevor gave Malcolm a sideways glance. âReally?â he said. âAre you sure itâs to do with the planning application?â
âWell, not completely,â said Malcolm, âbut itâs all we can think of. The letter had a Russian stamp, so â¦â
Trevor shrugged. It was a shrug that suggested a desire to achieve great things for the public good, but a complete helplessness to do so. It was a shrug that conveyed friendly cooperation and the desire to please, but, at the same time, told of the crushing burdens of public service.
Malcolm understood all this, and turned to go. But then he stopped and asked, âBy the way, what do you think of the proposed development?â
âOh! I canât take a view. Thatâs up to the Planning Committee,â smiled Trevor, relieved at the turn the conversation was taking. Heâd be rid of this person in a few minutes and then the office could get on with the real business of tea and biscuits.
âI just wondered whether you have a personal view,â replied Malcolm.
âIâm not allowed to,â
Andrea Speed, A.B. Gayle, Jessie Blackwood, Katisha Moreish, J.J. Levesque