Comesâ?â
âWell, not exactly, sir, but I did think . . .â
âThe local brassâll probably steer well clear of us,â Woodend predicted. âTheyâll be glad enough weâre here â theyâve got a problem they canât solve on their own. But theyâll be worried, too, in case we find out theyâve been incompetent.â He started to walk towards the waiting constable. âAnâ of course, if we make a cockup, theyâll want to be as distant from us as possible.â
The constable had clearly decided that despite the shabby jacket, Woodend was the man he had been sent to meet. He saluted.
âPC Davenport, sir. Iâm the policeman in Salton . . . where it happened. Iâve been assigned to you for drivinâ and general duties. The Superintendent sends his apologies for not beinâ here to meet you, heâs tied up with somethinâ else.â
Woodend grunted at hearing his suspicions confirmed and pointed to Rutter.
âSergeant Rutter,â he said. âMy right-hand man. Whereâs your vehicle?â
The Yard men and the porter followed the constable through the booking hall into the yard where the car was parked. Woodend whistled appreciatively.
âA new Wolseley,â he said. âWhatâs the Chief Constable goinâ to be doinâ while Iâm here? Ridinâ round on his bike?â
Davenport opened his mouth to speak, but thought better of it. For a second he stood there like a podgy goldfish then tried to cover his confusion and embarrassment by unlocking the car boot. Rutter grinned, despite himself. The porter deposited the cases, Rutter gave him a shilling, and the three policemen were left alone, standing next to the expensive police car.
âIâve booked you into the Ring oâ Bells, sir,â Davenport said, formally and politely. âIâm afraid itâs not much, but itâs the best Maltham canâââ
Woodend slapped his hand down on the car roof with a heavy thud.
âLetâs get a couple of things straight from the start,â he said. âOne: I was brought up in a weaverâs cottage â youâll not have seen one, but youâll know places like it â so I donât mind roughinâ it a bit. Besides, Iâm a workinâ bobby, not a visitinâ VIP.â He opened the car door, but did not step in. âTwo: Iâm a bad bugger to work
for
. I expect results yesterday, anâ I wonât stand for anybody swinginâ the lead.â
Davenportâs mouth flopped open to protest, but Woodend hadnât finished yet.
âIâm not sayinâ
youâre
an idle sod, Constable, Iâm just layinâ down the ground rules. I expect effort anâ initiative from all my men, whatever their rank. But Iâm no glory grabber. If you deserve credit, Iâll see you get it.â
Rutter remembered the Dickens, now hidden in the Chief Inspectorâs jacket again, and wondered just how much of this was Woodend merely
acting
the blunt northern policeman. Real or not, it was having its effect. Davenport looked dropped on, but at the same time more comfortable than he had earlier.
They understand each other, Rutter thought. They share something Iâm missing. I joined the police to avoid the Old Boy Network, and here I am, caught up right in the middle of it.
âRight,â Woodend said. âNow weâve got that clear, we can get down to business.â
âThe hotel, sir?â Davenport asked, and while the respect was still there, the caution had gone.
âBugger that for a game of soldiers,â Woodend said, easing his solid bulk into the car. âThe first thing I want is a pint. Itâs thirsty work, travellinâ. After that, weâll get in a bit of clogginâ round the scene of the crime.â
The road from Maltham to Salton was straight as a die.
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