anything to do with it. He lashed out with his right foot. He was going for Orvilleâs knee but kicked Orvilleâs shin, instead. Orville grimaced and halted and glanced down.
âThat hurt.â
âCareful cousin,â Artemis cried.
The porch was at Fargoâs back. Suddenly whirling, he jumped, caught hold of the rail, and swung up and over.
âLook out, Dogood!â Harold shouted, and rose from the steps and backed away, apparently in the belief that Fargo might attack them.
âNever let it be said that Charles T. Dogood was cowed by an uncouth ruffian,â the patent medicine man declared. âBe my witnesses, friends, that I laugh in the face of danger.â And he uttered a bark of mirth.
Fargo would have liked to shoot the whole damn bunch.
Orville lumbered up the steps. He had to duck his head under the overhang. Then, standing so Fargo couldnât get past him, he said, âAre you a man or a chipmunk?â
âChipmunk?â Harold said. âAinât it supposed to be a mouse?â
âIn my esteemed opinion heâs more like a jackrabbit,â Dogood interjected. âItâs a wonder he doesnât possess long ears and a bobbed tail.â
Orville said, âWell, whatever he is, Iâve got him now.â He advanced with his arms spread wide.
Fargo couldnât get around him without being grabbed. He didnât bother to try. Instead, he whirled, placed both hands on the rail, and vaulted over it. He landed in the exact spot he had been standing a minute ago.
âDamn it to hell,â Orville exclaimed. âI canât thrash him if I canât get my hands on him.â
âLeave it to me, cousin,â Artemis said, and his hand came from behind his back holding a knife. Grinning, he moved it in small circles. âStand right where you are, mister, if you know whatâs good for you.â
Fargo glanced past him and feigned shock. âWill you look at that. Thereâs a cow trying to climb an apple tree.â
âNo foolinâ?â the skinny farmer said, and looked over his shoulder.
Fargo kicked him in the groin.
Artemis dropped the knife and clutched himself and doubled over, his face turning cherry red. âNo fair,â he gurgled, and tottered.
âWhat do you call two on one?â Fargo rejoined, and laid him out with a right and a left cross. He stood over him, ready to swing again, but Artemis was out to the world. Before he could congratulate himself, a vise clamped on to his left arm and he was spun roughly around.
âIâve got you now, you blamed frog,â Orville said.
Fargo punched and kicked and sought to wrench free. Orville absorbed the punishment without flinching and gripped him by the other hand, and smiled.
âThis is goinâ to hurt, mister.â
Fargo rammed his knee at Orvilleâs privates. It had worked for Artemis but didnât work now. Orville moved and took the brunt on his tree trunk of a leg, and then he grinned and in an incredible display of raw might, he swung Fargo over his head and held him there, saying, âThis is how I bust those who rile me.â
Fargo kicked and pushed but he was helpless. He attempted to twist so his back took the impact but he wasnât half around when he smashed into the ground so hard, heâd swear that every rib in his chest shattered. Flooded with agony, he nonetheless tried to rise.
âYouâre a tough one,â Orville complimented him. âIâll have to bust you twice.â He reached down to lay hold and do it again.
Fargo had one chance. He marshaled all his strength, and rolled. Orville missed. Scrambling backward, Fargo dug his left hand into the ground. When Orville scowled and lunged, he threw a handful of dirt into the farmerâs eyes.
âDamn it all,â Orville cried, and stopped and swiped at his face. âHeâs trickier than a fox.â
âIâll help