saw no reason to change the tone. âWell, itâs flattering that you should consider meâ¦â
He jumped in again before I could outright refuse. âItâs quite a significant bump in salary, you know.â
I shook my head. âItâs not that.â
âWhat is it, then?â
âWhat I said. I guess Iâm just not much of an office person. I like going out on calls.â
Sitting back, slumped in the chair again, Mayhewâs face had closed down. âAnd you often go out alone.â
It wasnât a question. Still, I said, âYes, sir, I do.â
âWhy is that?â
Because most of my coworkers, whom youâve hired, are unmotivated, you idiot. But I said, âSometimes itâs hard to coordinate schedules.â
âAnd do you think thatâs particularly efficient?â
âSometimes in the field, an inexperienced partner can be more a hindrance than a help.â
âBut how are they to gain that vital hands-on experience if veteran caseworkers wonât go on calls with them?â
âWellâ¦itâs not a matter of âwonât.â Some of the people downstairs feel like they have to write up their reports, and thatâs their priority. And sometimes that keeps them at their desks.â We were leaving the faux friendly arena quickly. âAs to efficiency, you said Iâve had good performance reviews.â
âOn the calls themselves, yes. But weâve got a ship to run here, and we need all the sailors to cooperate if weâre going to keep it afloat.â
The old salt in me failed to respond to the analogy. So hire people who want to go out and do the work. But I dredged up a hopeful smile. âI like to think Iâm cooperating, sir.â
For a long moment, Mayhew chewed on his thin lower lip. Sighing heavily with apparently deep regret, he said, âWeâve got several promising young people weâd like to bring on here, Wyatt, and frankly they could start at a much lower salary than youâre drawing right now. Even if you moved up to supervisor, the impact on our budget would be positive if we could bring some of these people on.â
So now it was a budget issue. Mayhew was pulling out all the stops as I began to see the bottom line. Heâd promised a jobâ my job âto the son or daughter of one of his cronies.
âWho would I be replacing?â I asked. âAs supervisor?â
âDarleneâs been out on maternity leave for five months already,â he said. âTwo more than she applied for. I donât think sheâs coming back.â
âCan I give it some thought?â I asked.
âSure.â The shiny face beamed. âTake a few days, Wyatt, as much time as you need.â
I said no.
Two weeks after my refusal, Mayhew announced an administrative shakeup in the department whereby the three caseworkers with the most experienceâthat would be me, Bettina Keck, and a ten-year vet with chronically poor attendance named Lionel Whitmoreâwould evaluate both the seriousness and the credibility of abuse reports and assign caseworkers as appropriate. This was essentially the role that our level-one supervisors had filled before, and it was full-time in-office work, but no raise was involved this time.
Every actual case of child abuse was serious, of course, but not every call to report abuse was legitimate. When Iâd first started working, I was surprised at the number of these complaints to CPS that turned out to be bogusâcalled in by fathers wanting to get their babyâs mama in trouble or neighbors as payback for other neighbors making too much noise at night or an ex-wife wanting to hassle an ex-husband while he had the kids for a weekend. These and dozens of others like them were the all-too-common ugly, stupid, petty scams in which kids were used as pawns in the adultsâ games. Citing the facts that we were chronically
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