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    Thanks
    My parents have a huge backyard and a giant garage. They’re away on business for a few months. I think they’d be totally cool with you keeping the boats here.
    Are you sure?
    Definitely.
    How big is the garage, dimensions? And will it be available for the next 3 months?
    Dude, I think you could probably fit everything in the garage.
    It fits 3 cars.
    Ok
    They’ll need to be stored soon due to state leasing and watercraft regulation issues during the winter months.
    You can bring them over today if you’d like.
    But first, I have a couple of questions.
    Will you be using them every day?
    I won’t be using them at all.
    They just need to be stored for the winter.
    Ok
    I ask if you’re using them everyday bc is it cool if I take one out sometimes?
    Like, you think it’d be cool if I used the jet ski every now and then?
    No, that would not be cool.
    My friend Taylor’s dad has 2 SeaDoos and he said they’re easy to drive.
    Dude, plans are almost locked in for Saturday. Get ready bro, we’ll be cruising all over the lake Don’t forget to tell Bridgette and Melissa.
    Sorry, wrong text.
    Right
    Well thanks for the offer, I’ll let you know.
    One more question.
    If you did use our garage, would you be able to get everything out like really quick if my parents came home?
    Probably not, but thanks.

    This is the garage, you could probably just kick all my little brother’s stuff over to the side.
    Yea, I’ll pass.
    I text him 30 minutes later …
    Can you let me know when you can move the Jet Ski into my garage? I wanna let Taylor know if we can go to the lake on Saturday
    Sorry but let him know you guys will have to go another time.
    … let Bridgette and Melissa know, as well.

 
    Hi, are you still looking for 2 12 inch subs and an amp?
    No
    Oh, I saw your ad. I’m trying to get rid of some. Real cheap.
    I have to get rid of them today. I can give you a great deal.
    Have a radio too?
    No radio, but these are top of the line subs. You and a friend can enjoy them.
    $50 for everything.
    Wat kinda amp and wat kinda subs?
    I’m not really sure, they’re my ex’s subs. He was REALLY into subs and amps. I think they’re pretty good.
    I cant buy them right now I only have something to trade
    What do you have to trade?
    A mini crotch rocket motorcycle.
    Can you send me a photo?
    I’ll send a pic when I get home
    Ok, but I need the photos soon. I have A LOT of potential buyers.
    im at work i cant leave
    Alright, well I can’t guarantee anything. Lots of people want this stuff. How soon can you get home?
    Im gunna try an sneak out of here and ill send you the pic. Dont sell it
    here it is

    can you send me a pic of the subs and amp
    Here they are, pretty sure they’re both 12’s. Bottom one is definitely a spicy Italian, top one could be a cold cut trio, but I can’t really tell.

    wait what are you joking i left work for this
    Ok, after a second look, the top one is definitely a cold cut trio, I’ll take a pic from a different angle.

    Are you fuckin for real?? I left work so you could send me a photo of a sanwich you took a bite of?!?!

    Here is the amp. It’s low carb, but trust me, it will get the job done.
    Fuck off asshole.

 
    Hi. Is this Dwayne?
The guy willing to trade autographs?
    Yes. I have several up for trade.
    Cool, me too! My name is Chad DeLaSagna. I’ve been collecting famous autographs for over 4 years now. I’m currently trying to open up a restaurant called Signatures.
    “Signature food. Signature signatures.”
    What autographs are you willing to trade?
    I have a Sylvester Stallone and various sports stars.
    That Stallone sounds good! Can you send a photo of it?
    Sure 1 sec.

    Would you be willing to trade for an Arnold Schwarzenegger?
    Depends on the condition. Pic?
    Oh don’t you worry, all of my signatures are in mint condition.

    It was from when he was filming Terminators 2.
    Yeah that looks totally fake.
    Looks like he misspelled his own name too.
    I could see how