Textastrophe: A Collection of Hilariously Catastrophic Text Pranks Read Online Free PDF Page B

you would think that. Famous actors are so busy, I wouldn’t be surprised if he spelled his name wrong! LOL!
    How about this?

    100% authentic Justin Bieber.
    I’ll let it go for the Stallone autograph and 40 bucks.
    Ok you just printed that out.
    I can see the printer!
    Stop trying to scam.
    Last offer …

    As real as it gets.
    Fine, I’m willing to trade for this …

    You’ve got yourself a deal!

 
    Hello and thank you for registering your Chili’s gift cards at www.Chilis.com! We appreciate your business and look forward to serving you at one of our numerous locations. Would you like to join the Chili’s Email Club to get the latest happenings and exclusive offers?
Text “yes” to hear more or simply type “no” to stop receiving Chili’s updates.
    no
    Did we mention that your membership comes with complimentary chips and salsa*?
    *Free chips and salsa with Adult Entree purchase only
    No
    stop
    I text him again later that day …
    You have been selected for the Official Chili’s Restaurant Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes! You could win a $30 gift card, along with several other delicious prizes. Please text back “more” if you would like to know how you could be a winner or text “unsubscribe” to stop receiving Chili’s updates.
    Unsubscbe
    Unsubscribe
    Ok, but before we let you go, how would you like to indulge yourself in a Classic Sirloin Steak? Enter our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes and the meal is on us! Please text back “more” if you would like to know how you could be a winner or text “unsubscribe” to stop receiving Chili’s updates.
    Unsubscribe
    Unsubscribe!
    I text him again the next day …
    Ever wanted to live in paradise? Try our Chocolate Paradise Pie! If you’re a winner in our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes, the treat is on us! Please text back “more” if you would like to know how you could be a winner or text “unsubscribe” to stop receiving Chili’s updates.
    Unsubscribe!!!!
    Unsubscribe!
    no more automated bullshit
    You smell that?? That’s the smell of our tasty Fajita Trio on the skillet! Enter our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes and they could be yours! Please text back “more” if you would like to know how you could be a winner or text “unsubscribe” to stop receiving Chili’s updates.
    Unsubscribe!
    Jesus Christ don’t text me any more!
    Thanks for typing “more”! Your number will now be entered in our Sizzlin’ Sweepstakes for a chance to win a ton of yummy prizes! In addition, we’ll keep you updated on the latest and greatest that Chili’s has to offer!
    Listen you fucking robot, I don’t want anymore texts or updates or my number in some bullshit sweepstakes.
    I didn’t even register my number with you! My grandma probably got confused and registered my number.
    She eats at your piece of shit restaurant 10 times a week! Go bother her!!!
    Want to go south of the border for a chance to win our mouthwatering Monterey Chicken? After one bite, you’ll be dancing The Salsa!
    Fuck off!
    Unsubscrib
    Unsubscribe!
    I bet your grandmother would Salsa dance with me.
    What the fuck?

 
    Hello, is this Michael the artist responsible for “Serenity of the Soul”?
    Yes, can I help you?
    Sorry to contact you so late in the evening. My name is Jerry Snuggleton and I’m a bit of an art collector.
    ok
    Currently, I’m driving across the country purchasing some art pieces. I came across your work at a local eatery and had to call you.
    Ah yes! You must be at the café.
    Indeed.
    Your work is great, really fantastic. I would love to purchase “Serenity of the Soul” but it’s a bit out of my price range.
    Would it be ok if I called you? We can discuss the price.
    Can’t pick up the phone right now. It’s rather loud in here.
    Think you could possibly lower the price?
    Prices are always negotiable.
    What were you thinking?
    Well, given my experience in the field of art collecting, I would value this piece at $50.
    Ha I appreciate the offer but that is much lower than I would ever