said, while at the same time, I said, âYes.â
We looked at each other and giggled.
âThis oneâs mine,â Mrs. Wilson said, claiming Amanda with a hug. Then, with her other arm, she hugged me. âThis oneâs a loaner. But I love them both.â
My heart sang. I was Amandaâs twin, almost!
I felt so happy and proud that when we went to the next store, I did something embarrassing. We were smelling perfumes when a salesclerk approached us with a smile. My eyes happened to latch onto hers before anyone elseâs did, so she aimed her words at me.
âHello there,â she said. âAnd how are you today?â
âOh, Iâm beautiful,â I replied sunnily.
âWinnie!â Amanda said. She looked at me with a shocked face, and I realized what Iâd done. Instead of answering the salesladyâs question, Iâd basically said, Hello there, pleasant saleslady. I sure am beautiful, arenât I?
I made a shocked face back at Amanda, with an added layer of horror since I was the one who said it.
âI mean . . . I mean . . .â
Amanda started giggling, and it turned into a full-out giggle fit, and soon her giggling set me off. My giggling got so bad that I could hardly breathe, only I had to breathe, because I was a human and not a sea creature.
I inhaled a great sucking breath, and Amanda slumped helplessly against the perfume counter.
âYou sound like a dying walrus!â she managed.
âI do not!â My stomach muscles hurt from laughing so much. âAnyway, how do you know what a dying walrus sounds like?â
I tried to wind down, but as I did, I exhaled really loudlyâwhich, of course, made me sound like a dying walrus again. Which made me think of poor dead Henry, which made me clutch Amanda and say, âPoor dead Henry!â, which made the whole cycle start all over again.
For the rest of the day, all either one of us had to do was mention the name Henry, or say pitifully, âPoor little fella,â and off weâd go, back into Crazy Giggle Land.
It was the most fun Iâd ever had at the mall, especially since Mrs. Wilson didnât get fed up with us or anything. Instead, she took us to Amandaâs favorite store and let us both pick out âa little something.â
âTo buy?â I said.
âNo, to steal,â Amanda said.
I felt a blush coming on, so to cover for it, I made puppy-dog eyes and said, âPoor, poor Henry. Then heâd have to go to the jailhouse.â
It made no sense, but say la vee, as people on TV shows sometimes said. Which also made no sense. Say la vee? Why would anyone say âla veeâ? What was a âla vee,â even?
At the end of the day, Mom came to get me. I said good-bye to Amanda, and I told Mrs. Wilson thanks for having me, just like Mom had taught me.
âAnytime,â Mrs. Wilson said. To Mom, she added, âYour daughter is a delight. I just love the friendship our girls have, donât you?â
I floated all the way out of the Wilsonsâ front door, loving life. I loved Amanda, and I loved my new bracelet with a peace sign on it, and I loved Mrs. Wilson for buying it for me. More than that, I loved Mrs. Wilson for just being so nice .
Waiting in the car was a grumpy Sandra. âWhat took you so long?â she complained.
I ignored her. Ty was across from me in the backseat, asleep in his car seat, and I grabbed his warm little hand and held it. His fingers were sticky, but holding his hand helped keep my glowy feeling going.
âI love Amandaâs mom,â I said as Mom turned on the car.
âAwesome. Thanks for sharing,â Sandra said.
âSheâs so nice,â I went on. âSheâs the nicest mom I know, and she never uses a sharp voice.â I sighed. âI wish she was my mom.â
Sandra craned her neck and looked at me. She looked at me hard , as if to say, Really? Really, Winnie?
At first I