sick, talk about a buzz kill. How could I have been so thoughtless or careless? The damage is done I know she now knows I fucked Romeo. Awkward .
“Good evening ladies, I have had several reports of a loud disturbance coming from this residence. Mind if my partner and I come in and have a look?”
A buff, hotter than balls guy enters the house dressed like a cop, his partner not so much. I about piss my pants the dude is barely five feet tall, he looks a lot like mini me on that Austen Powers movie.
I am in stitches, snorting and giggling, so hard that I am crying. I wipe at the corners of my eyes, my makeup is running, burning my eyeballs. Am I the only one that finds this funny? I guess they are all too enamored by the hottie with a body to notice.
“You find something funny miss?” The little dude is in front of me, music is playing, he begins thrusting his hips towards me and unbuttoning his shirt. The guy is cut; you can tell he clearly works out but come on now. I just cannot…he continues his routine. I am dying, but I give him props for not quitting.
I’m drunk and decide what the hell. “Show me what you got.” I tease, throwing a wink in his direction. He pins me to the chair and shows me that great things can come in a small package. I’ll give him credit he has some moves.
My sister on the other hand looks terrified. She is sitting in a kitchen chair in the middle of the living room being straddled by the hottie. He is bumping and grinding, rolling his crotch slowly right in front of her face. All the women are whooping and hollering.
Foxie yells, “girl if you don’t know what to do with it get up and let me show you.”
I laugh shaking my head. Tonight was just what I needed other than my big flub with LL. I am hoping she will get drunk enough to forget about it .
3
Romeo
Christ, I always knew this day would come, but I was hoping it would come a lot later. I know it’s wrong but a part of me is glad to have it come out, for the truth to be known. LL just come staggering through the front door of our cabin, slurring and hurling accusations in my direction. “I knew…I always knew you fucked her, that little fucking cunt. Was it good, did you fuck her like you do me, huh, swirling your hips, giving it to her just right you sick, bastard.” She tries to draw her hand back to smack be but she stubs her toe on the end of the couch.
Cursing under her breath, she walks into the kitchen, knocking over a glass and shattering it on the floor. Thank fuck Sunshine has the kids, I don’t want them seeing their mother like this or hearing the fight we are about to have. Things have been on a bad turn for us for a while now, shit we wasn’t happy before Miracle was born. LL is always taking off and staying late at work.
She continues banging around in the kitchen, I am afraid she is going to hurt herself. ”Would you stop God damn it, let me see your toe. I’ll put some ice on the motherfucker.” I step around the broken glass and go to the freezer to get some ice.
“Don’t come near me you son of a bitch.” She looks at me with pure hate, wielding a butcher knife in her hand.
I throw the ice in the sink. Is she crazy? Bitch has done lost her ever-loving mind. She’s seriously threatening me with a knife. We have fought plenty of times, but it has never escalated to this level.
“Christ, put the knife down you crazy bitch. Yeah I fucked her, alright. Is that what you want to hear? I fucked her just like you started fucking clients again. What?” I ask looking at the shocked expression on her face. “Did you think I wouldn’t know that you were fucking around and skimming money on the side?”
“I don’t know what you are talking about.” Her hand is trembling. Her long blonde hair is in her eyes, hiding her tears, but I know she is crying. “I want you to move out and I don’t want you around our kids. How old was she when you put your dick in her. You know
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