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that. The last game we played was Hide-and-Seek.
    My plan was to just hide in the ball pit and stay there until the party was over. But
    some OTHER kid was already in there.
    [Image: A cartoon of two boys playing in a ball pool.]
    It turned out this kid wasn't from Rowley's party. He was from the LAST birthday
    party that happened an hour earlier.

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    I guess he must have hid in there during Hide-and-Seek, and nobody ever FOUND
    him.
    So Rowley's party had to be put on hold while the staff tried to track down this
    kid's parents.
    [Image: A cartoon of a woman talking on the phone as a child cries loudly in the
    birthday party.]
    After that situation got cleared up, we had cake and watched Rowley open his
    gifts. He mostly got a bunch of kids' toys, but he seemed pretty happy about it.
    [Image: A cartoon of a man clicking pictures of the boy opening his birthday gift in
    the party.] "Yaaay!"
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    Then Rowley's parents gave him their present. And guess what? It was a DIARY.
    It kind of ticked me off, because I knew Rowley asked his parents for a diary so he
    could be just like me. After Rowley opened his present he said:
    [Image: A cartoon of two boya talking to each other.] "We can call ourselves the
    "Diary Twings"!"
    I let him know exactly what I thought of that idea by slugging him in the arm. And
    I really don't care that it was his birthday, either.
    [Image: A cartoon of a boy looking at the other one who is hurt.] "Owww..."

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    One thing I will say, though. I used to be mad at Mom for getting me a journal that
    looked too girly. But after seeing Rowley's diary, I'm not so mad anymore.
    [Image: A Diary with 'Sweet Secrets Diary' written on the cover.] "Sweet Secrets
    Diary"
    Lately, Rowley has been TOTALLY riding me. He reads the same comic books I
    read, drinks the same kind of soda I drink, you name it. Mom says I should be
    "flattered," but to be honest with you, it's totally creeping me out.
    A couple days ago, I did an experiment to see just how far Rowley would go.
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    I rolled up one of my pant legs and tied a bandanna around my ankle and went to
    school that way.
    Sure enough, the next day Rowley came to school wearing the same exact thing.
    And that's how I ended up in Vice Principal Roy's office for the second time in a
    week.
    [Image: A cartoon of a man, in the window, talking to the two boys outside.]
    "There are some thugs outside my house sporting "Gang Colors"."
    Monday
    I thought I was totally in the clear for the Invisible Chirag thing. But, boy, was I
    wrong.

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    Tonight, Mom got a call from Chirag's DAD. Mr. Gupta told Mom all about the
    prank we were playing on his son, and how I was the ringleader.
    When Mom questioned me, I told her I didn't even know what Chirag's dad was
    talking about.
    [Image: A cartoon of a boy talking to his mother.]
    Then Mom marched me up to Rowley's house to hear what HE had to say.
    Luckily, I was prepared for this kind of thing. I had already drilled Rowley on what
    to do if we ever got busted, and that if we both just denied everything, we'd be OK.
    [Image: A cartoon of a boy talking to his friend.]
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    But the second Mom started asking Rowley questions, he broke down.
    [Image: A cartoon of a boy and his mom in front of a house. The boy at the door is
    crying loudly.]
    So after our visit to Rowley's house, Mom drove me over to Chirag's to apologize.
    And let me tell you, THAT wasn't a whole lot of fun.
    [Image: A cartoon of two boys with their respective parents.]
    Mr. Gupta didn't seem too impressed with my apology, but believe it or not, Chirag
    was actually pretty cool about it.

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    After I apologized, Chirag invited me inside to play video games. I think he was so
    relieved to finally have one of his classmates talking to him again that he just
    decided to forgive me for the whole incident.
    [Image: A cartoon of Two children playing a video game on the T.V.]
    So I guess I forgive him, too.
    Tuesday
    Even though Chirag let me off the hook last night, Mom