Revealing Thoughts (Victoria Wilde #3) Read Online Free PDF Page A

plan, just go along with it and
let me know—then we'll really get him good."
    Victoria smiled. "Deal." They shared an evil
grin.
    Jillian said, "Thanks for letting Jim and
Caroline stay with you. Things got a little loud around here last
night."
    Victoria grinned, "So did you…"
    Jillian looked away a moment and then pursed her
lips as she said, "Sorta. I started and everything was good. I mean
he's adorable and everything, but…"
    "But what?"
    "He's just a little too hairy to, you know."
    Victoria gave her a knowing nod, "I thought
there might be a problem. I asked him to show me, and he refused.
He can be such a baby sometimes."
    Jillian narrowed her eyes, "You asked him to
show you his ass?" Victoria nodded casually. Jillian said
sarcastically, "And he refused. What a shock."
    Victoria scowled as she said, "You don't
understand. He had just showed me his balls so it seemed like a
natural progression to check out the rest."
    "Oh." Jillian nodded matter-of-factly and then
she took a sip of tea. Her face contorted as she said, "Wait."
Victoria gave her a tired look as she prepared for the inquisition.
Jillian asked, "He showed you his balls? When?"
    "When you forced him to sleep over. The morning
after you agreed to marry him."
    "Oh, oh…okay, but why?"
    Victoria exhaled deeply. "Okay, we were talking
about sex, and I think he told me you had put both of his balls in
your mouth, under my suggestion, of course." She widened her
eyes.
    "Of course," Jillian repeated.
    "So he told me how much he liked it, and I told
him if he wanted more ball attention that he better make sure those
boys were hair free." Jillian nodded, and Victoria continued, "Then
he reluctantly showed me. You know how shy he can be." They shared
another nod. "I told him he was too hairy and that he needed to
shave. I then asked to see the back of the boys and the trail
leading away from the boys, and he flat out refused."
    "That bastard," Jillian said jokingly.
    Victoria glared at her. "Go ahead make fun of me
for trying to help. I know we’ve talked about going the whole ten
yards there…and forgive me for trying to head off a problem, but I
was right. You headed down the path, and were a tad scared by the
foliage I take it."
    Jillian nodded with her lips curled. "Uh,
yeah."
    "I knew it was going to happen. What could have
been a beautiful, unforgettable, mind-blowing moment, turned into a
horror movie."
    "Well, it wasn't that bad. I just pretended to
keep going." Victoria gave her a confused look, and she elaborated,
"I, uh, let my wet finger stand in for my tongue and he seemed to
not know the difference."
    "Good thinking," Victoria said with a smile.
    "I think I might be able to do it again if he
takes care of the problem. He's so cute, and he seems to really,
really like the attention back there."
    "All men do," Victoria began
smugly. "Most are too homophobic to admit it…not to mention too
freaking lazy to keep that area—let's just say visitable ." They shared a chuckle.
Jillian shook her head at Victoria with an odd look. Victoria
asked, "What is it?"
    "I can’t believe he showed you his balls. You
can get people to talk about and obviously do things that no one
else can."
    "I don’t get what the big deal is. For example
if I needed you to look at my ass because I couldn't see it or
needed another opinion…you would do it right?" Jillian nodded
matter-of-factly as Victoria continued, "Like if I wanted your
opinion on whether or not I should have my anus bleached, you would
check it out and tell me."
    Jillian looked at her hesitantly. "You're not
going to ask me to look at your ass this morning are you?"
    Victoria gave her a look. "No, but we should
totally go in together to have that done."
    "What?"
    She returned a tired look, "Have our anuses
beached."
    Jillian exhaled. "I'll give it some thought and
let you know."
    Victoria nodded, "You should. If we end up on
the nude beaches of St. Barts, you're going to wish it was
bleached."
    "Good