invincible, and closer to the truth than Iâd ever been. These people seemed to bring out the best in me, and I loved being
around them. So much was changing, and so quickly.
There was, however, one other inevitability; it was the issue of a mate. Iâd bet my father two hundred dollars that I wouldnât get married until I was twenty-one. I absolutely wasnât in the market for anything steady.
One of my roommates, a guy by the name of Mike Sea-wright, owed a hometown girl a favor. She had previously arranged a date for him which had gone well, and now it was his turn to reciprocate. He set me up on a blind date with a woman by the name of Debbie Bosch. Reluctantly, I trudged to her dorm, not knowing what to expect. Standing in front of her dorm room, I sighed and knocked. The door opened just enough for a pretty face to peer through the small vertical crack, and smile.
I smiled back, elated that she didnât have a horn growing from her forehead.
âDebbie?â I asked.
âDebbie will be right out,â the face announced. The pretty head disappeared as the door was quickly closed.
I shook my head. What the hell was I doing this for? I was certain that the scout was now informing an ugly duckling that I was an appropriate mate. I was half turned away when the door opened.
âHi, Iâm Debbie,â said a soft voice.
I turned to see an outstretched hand welcoming me.
âYou must be David. Mike told me a lot about you. Wonât you come in? Iâd like you to meet my roommates.â
I couldnât speak. I just nodded like a fool and followed her in. I donât remember much about her roommates; in fact, I donât even recall speaking to them. All I saw was Debbie. She was a beautiful brunette, with dark, loving eyes that sparkled with purity. She hailed from rural Worland, Wyoming, where she was homecoming queen, valedictorian of her high school class, and winner of a presidential scholarship to BYU.
Iâd never met anyone like her, and from that moment on I followed her like a puppy. I called her every chance I had, sent flowers, even showed up on her doorstep unannounced.
I donât think Iâd ever been in love before, so I wasnât exactly sure what was going on with me. I just knew that this was a very special and exciting woman, and I never wanted to let her out of my sight. I had to do something creative, something drasticâand fast, before I lost her.
One night, three months after meeting Debbie, I called and asked her for a date, a quiet, romantic dinner. I told her to dress nicely, because we were going to one of the finest restaurants Provo had to offer. With the help of four whiting friends, I dragged a cardboard box to her dorm and set it up in the lobby. I covered it with a red-and-white-checked tablecloth and lit two candles for atmosphere. I positioned two chairs on either side of the makeshift table and turned on the cassette player, which shrieked a not-so-good copy of some Neil Diamond ballad. My friends took up their posts to give us some privacy, and I knocked on the door to retrieve Debbie.
She looked radiant, and I was nervous as hell about what I was doing. Naturally she thought I was taking her out for dinner; when I seated her in the lobby and pushed her chair closer to the paper table that had been set for her, the look on her face was priceless. I seated myself as one of my friends appeared in a suit with a white terrycloth towel draped over his arm.
âSome sparkling cider for Madam?â he asked, not waiting for a response and slopping the beverage over the edge of the foam cup and onto the table.
Debbie was tight-lipped, her arms folded tightly across her chest.
âIs everything okay?â
She snapped, âExactly what are you up to?â
I was off to a slow start and sinking fast. I knew it ⦠so did my buddies. I could see it in their faces. One of them approached us with the menus, which were
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