smile, couldnât they?
âThe Razzle Dazzle Smile is a smile that shows ALL your teeth,â it said. âThink Hollywood! Think Toothpaste Ad! Think Crocodile! A smile is the singerâs disguise. A smile will hide the fact that you might be tired or sad or downright terrified. Smile, my friends, and the whole world will smile with you.
âPerfecting the Razzle Dazzle Smile took many months of practice but once Iâd mastered the technique I knew I was on my way. Future stars of the stage and screen â never forget the Razzle Dazzle Smile . It worked for me and it could work for you.â
Months to perfect??? I didnât have months to practise a stupid smile. Surely it couldnât be that difficult â except Iâve always been rubbish at smiling even when Iâm happy. My smiles come out all weird and twisted and sometimes they donât come out at all.
I tried to smile in the mirror but it looked awful; like I had some manky disease that affected the muscles around my mouth. I tried again but it looked even worse. I was just about to try singing and smiling at the same time when the phone rang.
âCome and talk to your gran, Phoebe,â Mum shouted up the stairs, âand then itâs time to eat.â
I trailed downstairs thinking about the Razzle Dazzle Smile, and about how I had less than seven days to get it right. Mum was in the kitchen. She handed me the phone and carried on making tea.
âHello, Gran.â
âHello, Phoebe, sweetheart. Did you survive the dreaded drama club?â
âJust about, Gran. It was good. A bit scary â well very â but good.â
âDid you know many people?â
âErm, Polly Carter was there, worst luck, and Ellie and Sam. Oh, and you wonât believe it but Monty B was there. You know; our old next-door neighbour.â
âOh, I remember Monty B. He was a lovely little boy. Was it nice to see him?â
âNot really. Heâs not little any more and heâs definitely not lovely. His hair is bright red like a traffic light and he kept following me around. Anyway, weâre putting on this show, called The Dream Factory . And we learned this song that Sabine sings, sheâs the main character, and itâs so cool. Iâve been practising ever since I got home. But thenâ¦but thenâ¦â
âBut then what , love?â
I could imagine Granâs creased-up, worried face at the other end of the phone.
âOh, nothing. Then the phone rang, thatâs all.â
âWell, you just wait until that Miss Howell of yours hears what a fantastic voice youâve got. She wonât believe her ears. Iâve got to go now but youâve no idea how much I miss you. Iâll come down and see you as soon as I can. Oh and Phoebe, love, howâs Mum today?â
I glanced at Mum. She looked awful.
âSheâs fine,â I lied. âTake care, Gran. Bye.â
âCan you give me a hand with these drinks?â Mum said, when Iâd put the phone down. âItâs teatime. And when youâve done that, go and get Sara, would you? Sheâs upstairs having a strop about Dadâs nose or something.â
I carried the cups over to the table. There were four.
âWhoâs coming to tea?â I asked, a funny feeling growing in my stomach. âWhy have you laid the table for four? Whoâs coming?â
Mum whipped round as if Iâd slapped her and snatched the extra cup out of my hand.
âJust go and get Sara,â she said. Her voice was rock hard.
âYou forgot, didnât you?â I said. âYou forgot again. â
âFor goodnessâ sake, Phoebe! I donât want to talk about it. Now go and get Sara.â
âIâm already here!â cried Sara suddenly, standing at the door clutching her favourite teddy, Barney. âAnd stop shouting, canât you?â she said, clamping her hands over