classroom to a spot in the corridor by a display of self-portraits painted in the style of Picasso. They had ears, eyes and noses all over the place, and Angus and I had been giggling about them recently, imagining what it would be like if people really did look like that.
âI want to apologise for yesterday,â he said. âWhen I saw you I had just received a personal phone call so I was rather distracted.â
âIs everything all right, sir?â I asked.
âEverythingâs fine. I imagine youâre looking forward to half term next week.â
âYes, Angus has got this tree-climbing project,â I said, trying to sound enthusiastic about it.
Cornish nodded, then fell silent for so long that I had to pretend to be interested in the pictures on the wall.
Eventually, he said, âItâs easier when youâre young.â
âWhat is, sir?â
âEverything, Eddie. When youâre young, you have firmly held beliefs but the older you get, the more you realise that life isnât black and white.â
âLike penguins, sir?â
âWhat?â
âPenguins are black and white, sir. Although I donât think theyâre born like that, so I guess youâre saying that life is the opposite of penguins, because they do become more black and white than they start off.â
âWhy are you talking about penguins, Eddie?â
âIâm not sure, sir. I saw this thing on television about them the other day.â
âIâm trying to explain that what you do matters. Iâm talking about the consequences of our actions.â
âIs this about
Frankenstein
? Because I did start reading it last night, only I was really tired and I fell asleep and think I kind of dreamed a lot of what I thought Iâd read. Is there a scene with a penguin, sir?â
Cornish ignored the question. â
Frankenstein
,â he said vaguely. âYes,
Frankenstein
.â
There was still something peculiar about him and I was extremely relieved when the bell rang. âIâd better go then, sir,â I said. âIâll see you this afternoon.â
âThis afternoon?â he repeated.
âFor English, sir. Iâve got you last lesson.â
âOf course,â he replied.
I walked as quickly as I could back to the classroom, where I found Angus.
âWell?â he asked.
âDefinitely a monster,â I said.
The Meaning of Accidents
Angus played chess Friday lunchtimes so I was sitting on my own when Scarlett entered the dining hall. I didnât want her to think I was some sad, friendless loser, so I stared down at my chips, trying to ignore her, but even in a crowded dining hall it was impossible not to notice her as she made her way toward me.
âYou donât mind if I sit here, do you?â she said.
I did my best to look surprised by her sudden appearance.
âItâs a free country,â I replied.
It was supposed to sound cool but it just sounded rude. The problem was that every time she looked directly at me with her green-blue eyes it felt like someone was pumping huge clouds of confusion into my brain, making normal conversation impossible.
âI can sit somewhere else if youâd prefer,â she said.
âNo. Please. Donât.â From the desperation in my voice you might have thought she had just threatened to turn off my oxygen supply.
She sat down. âWhereâs Angus?â
âAngus?â Why was she talking about Angus? Was she interested in Angus? Was that what this was about? She liked Angus?
âBoy about your age, dark hair, sits on the bus next to you,â she said.
âOh, that Angus. Yes. Chess club.â They werenât long sentences but they were better than nothing.
âFunny. I didnât have Angus down as a chess player,â she said.
âHeâs only in it for the biscuits.â
Scarlett smiled, which was definitely a step in the
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