explained.
âYou too? Old age isnât for sissies.â
Koesler looked down at the bishop in irritation. âI know that used to be a joke, but itâs losing its humor as the years go on.â
âTell me about it.â McNiff shook his head. âThat aneurysm could call my number any moment.â
âWhich,â said Koesler as he resumed his seat, âbrings us back to the beginning: Why did theyââ
McNiff convulsively grabbed for a Kleenex, missed it, and sneezed in Koeslerâs general direction.
Koesler dug out a handkerchief and mopped his face. He pushed his chair back a few inches.
âSorry,â McNiff apologized.
âWhy donât you pull out a few sheets so youâre ready for the next one?â
McNiff did just that. âSee,â he said, âyouâre helping already.â
âLittle Pat, cut to the chase: Why are you a bishop, and why are you hereâand what I can do to help ⦠that is, before your sneezes challenge the defenses of my immune system?â
âOkay, okay.â McNiff shifted in his chair in an unsuccessful attempt to get comfortable. âSo youâre not very familiar with the current situation with St. Josephâs and our present seminarians.â
Koesler shook his head.
âBut what weâve got here,â McNiff explained, âis a kind of counterrevolutionâor reformation, depending on your mind-set.
âWhere we are in history is in a backlash of the liberal-conservative struggle. In the sixties and seventies, as a result of the Council, this archdiocese went wildly liberalââ
Koesler smiled. âYou sure this isnât your conservative perception of how things were?â
But McNiff was deadly serious. âIâm positive this is the way it was.
âAnyway, we know what happened when a significant number of priests, seminarians, and laity caught the spirit of the Councilâor what they thought was the spiritâand ran with it. All the while the institutional Church was digging in its heels.
âIt wasnât too long ago that liberal thought controlled this seminaryââ
âAnd now?â
âNow â¦â McNiff looked glum. âNow itâs just turned around. There are threeâcount them: threeâoutspoken liberal faculty members. Itâs possible there are one or two more, but if so, theyâre still in the closet.â
âHow about the seminarians?â
âOn the surface, as far as the seminarians are concerned, theyâre all right wingâand pretty far out at that. By the way, we refer to the seminarians here as M.Divs.â
âM.Divs?â
âMaster of Divinity. Thatâs the academic degree they need to be ordained.â
Koesler scratched his head. âWhat about the othersâthe ones who arenât studying for the priesthood?â
âThey can earn any other degree we offer.â
âBut ⦠not the Master of Divinity?â
âThe M.Div is reserved for seminarians exclusively.â
âI hesitate to ask the logical question, because Iâm afraid I know the answer. But anyway: What if one of the nonseminarians wants to take one of the M.Div courses?â
âImpossible. All M.Div courses are reserved for seminarians.â
âI assume,â Koesler said, âthat one of the M.Div courses would be Homiletics.â
âUh-huh.â
âAnd all of your students want a position of some sort in a parishâand all of them want at least instruction in preaching ⦠right?â
âUh-huh.â
âSo such a student isnât taught how to preach.â
âYouâve got to remember, Bob: Only a deacon or a priest can preach. Thereâs no point in teaching someone a skill she will never practice.â
âShe? â
McNiff was giving every indication that Koeslerâs line of questioning was making him ill at ease.
Patria L. Dunn (Patria Dunn-Rowe)