distantâ¦â
âHugh,â said Laurie, struggling to hold her voice steady and choosing her words with care. âYou know our murder weekend starts tomorrow. I shall need all the help and moral support that I can get. Nowâyou will be here by teatime at the very latest, wonât you?â In spite of her resolve, Laurieâs voice broke on the last sentence and panic rushed through the gap.
âPositively. Although Iâm sure youâve got everything organized.â
âWell, I think Iâve got the food sorted. The costumes are a scream. Weâve laid out your plus fours.â
There was a brief hiatus; just long enough for a man who has received a nonfatal body blow to fall to the ground and pick himself up again, then Hugh said: âThere must be something wrong with this line. For a minute I thought you said youâd laid out my plus fours.â
âOhhh, noâ¦â replied Laurie, sensing a possible slackening of enthusiasm in her intended. âI saidâ¦umâ¦Itâs lovely⦠outdoors.â
âIs it? Itâs raining buckets here.â
When Laurie returned to the annex Simon said: âYou look shattered. Explain.â Laurie explained. âWhatâs he doing down there anyway?â
âToby Kettersley-Gore is his best friend. They were at Greshams together. Hypaetia and Poppy are Tobyâs sisters. Surely you remember Pacey. She was my best friend.â
âMmmm.â
âWhat do you mean, âmmmâ ?â
âPerhaps heâs succumbed to all that propinquity.â
âRubbish. Poppyâs a revolting little beast with pigtails who used to put toads in my bed when I went to stay. And Paceyâs teeth stick out and sheâs always rushing at people.â
âHow long is it since youâve seen her?â
âA yearâ¦eighteen monthsâ¦â
âShe might have got them fixed by now. And some men like being rushed at.â
Laurie ignored him, emptied the basket and started carrying the costumes upstairs.
Chapter Three
A t twelve noon on Friday Simon, having spaced the croquet hoops out on the lawns and cleaned the mallets, was preparing to drive into Oxford and collect the hired help.
âDonât forget,â he said to Laurie as he climbed into the bus, âyouâre the chatelaine and you do the bossing about. Use a firm hand. And no kindly queries about his gout or suggestions that she put her feet upâOK?â He paused, studying her frowning face. âNow what?â
âDo you think Iâll have time before you get back to pinch out the tomatoes?â
âDonât you dare go anywhere near that greenhouse! Or that filthy herbaceous border. Youâll never get the upper hand if they arrive and find you standing around with straws in your hair.â
So after lunch Laurie scrubbed her nails, got out of her old dungarees and into her periwinkle-blue frock. As she waited nervously in the hall she practiced an âin chargeâ voice and kept telling herself that he who paid the piper called the tune. She wished she wasnât quite so hazy as to what butlers actually did. She knew for certain only that they opened doors, received visitorsâ outer garments and rolled around smoothly on little wheels bearing silver trays.
Her knowledge of a maidâs duties was even sketchier and culled mainly from old movies in which they put up the young mistressâs hair and laced her nineteen-inch waist, pushing a knee into the small of her back while crying: âLawdy, Miss Scarlettâyâall shoh look mighty purty.â
Feeling fairly certain none of the guests would require this particular mix of brute strength and flattery, Laurie only hoped that A. Bennet (Mrs.) could carry out whatever was the twentieth-century equivalent should she be called upon to do so.
Laurie pulled the flowers on the refectory table about unnecessarily, then paced
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