up and down a bit. Her eye caught the heavy rose velvet curtain at the far end of the hall behind which a corridor led to the kitchen and servantsâ quarters. Wasnât it the case that those above the salt passed through this cutoff point, âthe green baize door,â at their peril? And that once the staff was firmly installed, the whole area could become a no-manâs-land unnegotiable except through the most ingratiating application?
Tires crunched on the gravel. They were here! If they call me madam, thought Laurie, I shall die.
She knew at once from the slightly defiant note in Simonâs âHullo-o-oâ as he ran up the steps that les domestiques would leave something to be desired. Had she known then quite how comprehensive this lack would prove to be, she would have taken to her heels and not stopped running till she reached the Barbary Coast. As it was, she cleared her throat nervously and stepped forward. The woman entered first. Laurie stepped back again.
Mrs. Bennet was a tall streak of unrelieved gloom. Her coat and skirt were gray, her lisle stockings were gray and her limp woolly the color of mouse droppings. Her feet were encased in the sort of shoes that expanded to accommodate bunions and were of glacé kid. A hat, charmingly styled after the manner of a German helmet, was rammed upon her head. Her eyes, the color of dirty gray ice, seemed huge behind pebbly glasses.
âGood afternoon, Mrs. Bennet,â said Laurie, stepping bravely forward once more and holding out her hand.
âGood afternoon, Iâm sure, madam,â said the maid, hardly opening the grim line of her mouth and just brushing Laurieâs fingertips. Then, peering through the thick lenses, âMiss, that is. And it is not necessary to use my marital designation. Bennet will suffice.â
Her tone implied that anyone who needed to be told what was surely common knowledge to a person of refinement didnât deserve a maid in the first place. The Hon. Mrs. Hatherley and Lady Keele, thought Laurie peevishly, no doubt absorbed such matters with their mothersâ milk.
âVery well, Bennet,â she said coolly, thinking: Itâs only for two days and perhaps the butler might be less formidable.
He was a short man and stood preternaturally upright. But although he wore a well-pressed dark suit and a crisp white shirt and was parade-ground straight, there was about this ramrod stance, Laurie felt, something slightly fishy. A disquieting impression of secret shambolism. A feeling that this was a man to crack under the slightest pressure. Such as being asked to clean a boot or make a pot of tea for one. His eyes were rheumy, his teeth stained and his cheeks almost regally purple.
Laurie did not repeat the mistake of offering a hand but simply said: âGood afternoonâ¦umâ¦?â
âGaunt, madam.â
âGaunt?â
âThat is correct.â The butler observed Laurieâs suddenly clamped lips and twitching brows and added, âIs something wrong, madam?â
âNo, no,â Laurie hastened to reply though her voice shook. âSimonâMr. Hannaford will show you to your quarters. Perhaps, after youâve washed and unpacked you would come to the library, thatâs the door on the far right, and Iâll explain what will be happening over the weekend.â
When Simon returned Laurie immediately said: âYou might have warned me. Gaunt and Bennet!â
âThereâs no need to chortle.â
âIâm not chortling.â
âWell whatever it was it sounded most peculiar. I must say, though, your manner seemed just about right. Firm but dignified. I know theyâre not idealââ
âThat man drinks. You donât get a complexion like a baboonâs bottom on Perrier and lemon squash.â
Simon rolled back his eyes. âAll butlers drink. Itâs par for the course. Thatâs why the butlerâs pantry was