for that stupid, crooked-mouth dog.
Okay. He checked his watch one more time, decided heâd killed enough time on introspection, or whatever in hell it was heâd been doingâand he certainly wasnât going to examine his rambling thoughts too closely, because then he might find out. Maddie should have been knocking on his door fifteen minutes ago, maybe twenty.
âYeah, well, if the mountain wonât come to Muhammad,â he grumbled, scooping his car keys from the table beside the couch. âDonât wait up,â he called over his shoulder to Spot, and headed across the hall to Maddieâs apartment.
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âG O AWAY !â
Ian knocked again, harder this time.
Madeline should have known. The man never had taken direction well.
There was that time sheâd told him not to make a U-turn at that intersection with the No U-Turn sign. Yes, sheâd been called to the hospital for an emergency, and yes, sheâd wanted to get there as fast as possible. But did he listen? No. That one had cost him a hefty fine.
And then there was the timeâokay, about six hundred timesâsheâd told him not to take the wooden spoon from a pot, take a taste and put the spoon back in the pot. And then heâd wink at her, the rat.
Or the day he swore he wasnât too sick to go camping with some old college friends and ended up with pneumonia. That had been a big âI told you soâ between them, considering she had been the lucky one whoâd ended up playing nurse for a very uncooperative patient.
She could go on. And on. The man was a menace.There were times she threatened him with divorceâand they werenât even married.
âIan, go away!â she called, definitely in the grip of panic. âIâmâ¦Iâm not ready yet.â
âWell, I am, Maddie. Come on, Iâm starving,â he called through the door, then turned the knobâjust as Maddie realized she hadnât locked the door. Damn him for knowing she rarely remembered to lock the door during the day. Heâd give her another lecture. Just what she didnât need, someone else telling her what was best for her.
Madeline turned on her heels, ready to make a break for it all the way to her bedroom, to her bathroom, to the door that would lock behind her once she was in the bathroom.
âWhoa!â
Too late. Madeline remained where she was, her back to Ian, her eyes closed as she waited for whatever would follow that whoa.
It wasnât long in coming.
âMaddie? Is that you? In slacks? â
She looked at herself. At the tangerine-colored silk top that flowed softly over her body, ending at the tops of her thighs. At the beige raw silk slacks that were pencil thin all the way down to the ankles, where they covered her brand-new beige boots with the three-inch heels.
She raised a hand to grab the tortoiseshell pendant that hung to her waist from a thick gold chain and turned to confront Ian. âDonât say a word,â she warned him.
And, for once in his life, the man was obedient, because he stood there, looking at her. And looking at her. And looking at her.
âOh, for crying out loud, Ian!â she complained when she couldnât stand it anymore. â Say something.â
He shook his head, spread his arms. âI canât. I donât know what to say.â He used the sweep of one hand to encompass her hair, her face, her new clothing. âWhat happened?â
Madeline threw up her hands. âI knew it. I just knew that would be your reaction! I look ridiculous. Stay here, Iâm going to go wash my face.â
His hand snaked out, capturing her elbow. âOh, no, youâre not. Come here, Maddie,â he said, half dragging her toward the mirror hanging over a table beside the front door. âLook at yourself. Your hair looks great, all pulled away from your face and curly and everything. And those eyes! Maddie, when did
Carmen Caine, Madison Adler