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graduation. *wink, wink*
    Thu, Feb 9, 9:11 PM E . S . T .
mad maddie:
there is nothing—nothing, i tell you—worse than itchy toes.
SnowAngel:
except for itchy palms. HATE itchy palms.
mad maddie:
toes r worse. the itch is on the knuckle part, and it’s driving me nuts.
mad maddie:
but i actually didn’t text to tell you that. i texted to tell you about vincent. i went to his house today and found him LOOKING AT PORN ON THE INTERNET!
SnowAngel:
ewww!
mad maddie:
i strolled into his room and there it was, up on the screen. i was like, DEAR JESUS, SAVE THIS BOY!
SnowAngel:
what is it with guys and porn on the internet? do ALL guys like porn from the internet?
mad maddie:
hmm. you want the true answer, or the angela-friendly answer?
SnowAngel:
you don’t think logan looks at porn, do you?
mad maddie:
no, no, no. of course not.
SnowAngel:
that’s the angela-friendly answer, isn’t it?
SnowAngel:
oh, nvm
SnowAngel:
my new friend andre doesn’t look at porn on the internet, i know he doesn’t.
mad maddie:
what, cuz he’s gay you think that? poor innocent angela.
mad maddie:
and you don’t have to say “my new friend.” i go to school with andre too.
SnowAngel:
yeah, yeah, yeah, but i’m SURE he doesn’t look at porn. at least not the kind that vincent looks at.
mad maddie:
well, with vincent, it’s straight-up girl porn, and it’s just who he is. i’m like, “ya gotta love him,” u know?
SnowAngel:
“ya gotta love him”??? maddie, PLEASE tell me yr not doing what i think yr doing!
mad maddie:
which would be …?
SnowAngel:
crushing on vincent! falling for the bad boy!
mad maddie:
whoa—me, falling for VINCENT?!
SnowAngel:
i personally can’t believe you’re even friends with him, given that he’s so tight with jana. how do you get your head around that?
mad maddie:
i don’t. don’t know what the guy sees in her.
SnowAngel:
have you asked him?
mad maddie:
he says she’s fun to party with. is that a guy response or what?
mad maddie:
anywayz, why the inquistion? you have andre, who’s your “new friend.” i have vincent, my spanish class friend. who entertains me.
SnowAngel:
and makes you hot.
mad maddie:
give me a break. that is not true, angela! and not that it’s any of your beeswax, but he’s got a thing for lila.
SnowAngel:
uh, hate to say it, but it’s not like you’ve let that stop you before. chive was totally dating whitney when you guys did your little fuck-buddy thing.
mad maddie:
i am so not gonna respond to that. ancient history, a.
mad maddie:
and “fuck buddy” is hardly the term, since i never even got naked with the guy.
SnowAngel:
next thing you know, it’ll be YOU jaunting off to planned parenthood, and i’ll be alone in the corner wearing black, a virgin forever.
mad maddie:
save the drama for yo mama. vincent and i are just buds.
SnowAngel:
u could look at porn together. and eat popcorn.
mad maddie:
and as for being a virgin forever, you’re way more likely to leave the V-club than I am—that is if things with logan are as good as you say.
SnowAngel:
shuddup. when and if logan and i have sex is
mad maddie:
yessss?
SnowAngel:
hold on—mary kate just texted. LOTS of !!!!s.
mad maddie:
dum di dum, dum di dum
mad maddie:
i’m practicing my typing … abcdefg
mad maddie:
STILL practicing my typing … hijklmnop
SnowAngel:
ok, now THAT was weird
mad maddie:
what?
SnowAngel:
maddie, tell me the truth. is something up with zoe? has she been saying things about me to anyone?
mad maddie:
what are you talking about?
SnowAngel:
according to mary kate, paige said zoe thinks i was FLIRTING with doug at lunch.
SnowAngel:
*holds out hands in bewilderment* was i flirting with doug at lunch?
mad maddie:
angela, you flirt with every 2-legged male on the planet.
SnowAngel:
but it doesn’t MEAN anything. zoe knows that.
SnowAngel:
do you think she