whom I had previously considered a sensible fellow, followed me around for five days with an expression as addlepated as a cow off her feed. He got in the way when I tried to scrub every flagstone of our front path by hand, the way Lucille demanded. I finally had to tell him Iâd pull every one of his fingernails out with my bare hands if he didnât leave me alone. (I wouldnâtâand couldnâtâhave done it, of course, but he was too stupid and lovesick to know that.) That got rid of him, but I still hated to go to the butcherâs because of him. Or I did, before I became a princess and didnât have to sort through animal entrails anymore.
Of course, if Iâd bothered pondering it, I would have thought becoming a princess and wearing fancy dresses instead of ragsâand having several maids whose sole purpose in life seemed to be making me beautifulâwould have subjected me to more addlepated expressions than ever. But it hadnât. Maybe being the princeâs betrothed was as good as wearing a sign that said; âAddle or pate over this girl, and the prince could have you beheaded.â Before this young manâor boy, really, he wasnât much more than a boyâevery glance directed my way had been perfectly discreet and bland. But he was still gawking.
âWell,â I said, âthank you. But please, I beg you, donât let it bother you.â
He shut his gaping mouth and gave a little jerk and returned to what I guessed must be normal for him. He dipped into an awkward bow, almost laughably off balance, then swung back up sideways and introduced himself.
âIâm Jed Reston. Iâm sure someone told youâIâm going to be teaching you because my father is . . . er, dang it, Iâm not used to talking to princesses. What words am I allowed to use to tell you what happened to my father?â
I stepped aside to let him into the room.
âIâm not really a princess,â I said, forgetting myself. Then I quickly added, âI mean, I wasnât raised the way a princess would be raised in this kingdom. And I saw what happened to your father. How is he now?â
âJust fine. Thank you for your concern.â The words came out rapid-fire, like blasts from several cannons at once.
âNo, really, â I said. âTell me. I donât care what words you use.â
Jed grimaced.
âStill mostly paralyzed. But you can tell that underneath, heâs furious at not being able to get up and walk and talk and act pompous. Oops. Dang it again. Dadâs right. I never will learn to be diplomatic.â
He looked so nonplussed, I couldnât help laughing. After a second, he joined in.
âI suppose I shouldnât do that when Dadâs not aroundto defend himselfâbut he already knows I think he acts pompously. He says itâs part of his job. Which Iâm supposed to be doing now.â
Iâd met Jed only moments earlier, but already I knew he could never carry off pomposity. He did seem serious, though, about doing his fatherâs job. His eyes were scanning the room.
âWhere do you study?â he asked.
I pointed to the pair of chairs where Lord Reston and I had sat only the day before. I was delighted that Jed sat down immediately without doing the elaborate cat-and-mouse dance all my other instructors followed: âPrincess, may I help you to your seat?â (Deep bow.) âMay it be your pleasure that your humble servant be seated as well?â (Deep bow again.) Madame Bisset had told me that if anyone failed to show me the proper respect of that ridiculous little routine (âridiculousâ being my term for it, not hers) I should feign a fainting spell and call for a guard to have the cretin removed. I had never bothered to ask how I could call for a guard while fainting. I hastened to my chair for fear that Jed might realize his error and attempt to correct it. In the past