girl, Mary, was another. She began springing up at odd moments with odd bits of information about Lord Reston (âCriminy! Would you believe he heaved his pillow at the wall yesterday? And him a lord and all?â) or touchingly eager offers of help. (âYou donât need anything, do you?Because if you did, I could get it for you. Iâve dusted the whole castle since breakfast, seems like, and now me mum says Iâm allowed to do whatever I want.â) I found myself telling her things I probably shouldnât have, because she was so much like a puppy dog bouncing around me, ready to fetch anything I wished without so much as a pat on the head for a reward.
âVinegar will get that out,â I told her one day when she informed me she wouldnât be around for a day or so because sheâd been given dozens of stained napkins to wash.
âYes, thatâs what me mum said,â Mary answered. She squinted, an expression that made her features look even more unmatched than ever. âBut how do you know? Is it true, what people say about you?â
âWhat people? What do they say?â I braced myself for Mary to accuse me of having washed plenty of dirty laundry in my lifetime, and of possessing no more royal blood than herselfâan accusation that was certainly true. I was more than prepared to confess. But Mary was backing away from me in awe.
âOh . . . nothing. Is . . .â She started timidly, then grinned with a bit more of her usual flippancy. âIs magic easier than vinegar?â
It was my turn to squint, puzzled. But Mary just melted away because yet another instructor was being shown into the room to teach me something I didnât want to know.
âDo you believe in magic?â I asked Jed later that morning when he showed up for my religion lesson.
âIt depends,â he said slowly. I was discovering that Jed never gave easy, automatic, or quick answers, but had to ponder out every side of things. âI believe there can be extraordinary events that ordinary humans tend to label as magic because we canât fully understand.â
âAnd are you an ordinary human?â I teased.
He hesitated and seemed about to ask me something, then appeared to think better of it.
âIâm certainly no prince,â he said. âNow, about that catechism I gave you . . .â
I recited it word for word, the list of twenty beliefs I was supposed to swear to that would make me a fit wife for the prince and a fit mother for a future king. This catechism was much longer, more formal, and less understandable than the one children learned back in the village. Of course, that one ran: âI believe in God. He is good. I will obey Himââso there was lots of room for improvisation. But I had a hard time believing that my ladies-in-waitingâthe moronic Simprianna? the breathtakingly beautiful but addled Cyronna?âhad spent much of their lives pondering âthe transubstantiation of the Spiritâ or âthe resurrection of the physical being of our entities.â For that matter, the king, queen, and Prince Charming didnât seem like the types to sit around considering weighty religious matters, and they supposedly were in charge of the entire church.
âGood, ah, good.â Jed nodded encouragingly. âThatâs really all you need.â
I stared.
âSo, thatâs it? Iâveâgraduated?â
He looked away.
âNo, no, of course not. Now that you know the creed, we have to make sure you understand it.â
I breathed a sigh of relief. That could last at least until my wedding, if not until my dying day. Jed opened the Book of Faith between us and pointed at the first line of the catechism I had just recited. He opened his mouth to begin an explanation.
âI wasnât raised to be religious,â I said suddenly.
âNo?â Jed asked, typically patient with the