kids seem bored with us now. Hardly any staring at all.
ââ In a summer season when soft was the sun ââhear all those esses , people? Yeah?â Cassidy tilts her head toward her shoulder and her frizzy hair pouf bounces from side to side. âTHAT is a beautiful little device used by poets. And what do we call it? Dear scholars, I thank you for asking.â She strolls between desks, a smug smirk pasted on her face and a twinkle in her eye. âWe call it ⦠alliteration! â She howls it as she walks past Luis and me like weâre not even there.
Itâs the same with Mrs. Nguyen and Mr. McClean and the rest of them. It never fails. The new kid in class always gets a grace period. Even if itâs just a schedule change, like Luis. The teacher will ignore the kid, let him chill for a few days before she starts tightening the screws and getting on his case with the questions and the Whereâs your homework? and the rest of the crap.
Itâs all right for now. But when Luisâs grace period is over? And teachers start coming after him?
Theyâre gonna notice the hooded lug sitting next to him.
And theyâre gonna come after me.
âEven rap artists use alliteration,â Cassidy says. âLetâs see here.â She takes a quick sip of water from her mug and dramatically clears her throat. âAnd two, three, four!â she shouts, cupping a hand to her mouth, beat boxing, then knocking out a bordering-on-offensive imitation of a rapper: âLet me slip you this tip/Donât risk it/If you rip lines and trip/keep yoâ bizness tight-lipped.â
My.
God.
âThank you!â she barks.
Some suck-up claps.
âThank you all, my adoring fans. That assonance ârepetition of vowel soundsâis brought to you by the brilliant hip-hop artist Percy, people! Wait a second: Hi p- ho p ? P ercy? P eople?â she says, popping her p âs. â Consonance , anyone? Goodness gracious, golly, guysâOh, no, you di-int alliterate again! Soon this situation must call for a student to stand up and stop this silliness before someone succumbs to the insanity! Seriously.â
Cassidy laughs at her hilarious joke as she takes a gulp from her mug. âScholars, check out âThe Death of the Hired Manâ on the second page of todayâs handout. Itâs by Robert Frost, who happens to rock my world.â
She takes a step toward Luis and me.
Shit! What is she doing?
She flashes an evil grin and teases, âLetâs see hereâ¦â
Sheâs coming right at us.
Iâm having an anxiety attack as she ponders whom sheâll torture.
âMr. Cárdenas!â
All eyes on the gangster!
âLetâs see if youâve been listening.â
Grace period over. Itâs the beginning of the end for me, I just know it.
âLuis, what is the term we use to describe a poetâs repeated use of a sound in a line of verse?â
âUh,â he grunts. Some smartass chuckles. Cassidy throws the kid a dirty look. I shrink in my seat thinking Luis doesnât have a clue. Cluelessness means you got a lecture coming.
âItâs alliteration,â Luis says.
Holy crap, he was listening!
âYou are correct, sir!â Cassidy hollers.
A collective âwhoaâ fills the room.
âWell done, Mr. Cárdenas.â Sheâs beaming. Itâs clear sheâs excited that Luis might actually have a brain and her dream of being the teacher from Freedom Writers âher favorite movieâmay finally come true.
âCan you give us an example from the first stanza of âThe Death of the Hired Manâ?â
Itâs the effing follow-up questio n! And itâs so easy an idiot could get it right. Luis is clearly no idiot. Heâs gonna know the answer, and the questions from Cassidy are gonna come flying our way fast and furious from now on.
He tilts his head back.
This is it.