fumes.
âProbably a good idea,â she agreed. Ah, so I was going to get the reasonable Maxie this afternoon. Reasonable Maxie was a rare sight, and disturbing in her own way.
I put the lid back on the can of thinner, placed the morningâs front section of the
Asbury Park Press
on the lid and stood on it. That way you know the can is closed properly. But thereâs not much to do when youâre standing on a paint can, so I looked at Maxie. âHowâs your mom?â I asked.
âFine! Sheâs fine! Canât I do
anything
without being questioned like a criminal?â She flew up into the ceiling and kept going.
I got down off the can of thinner. The reasonable Maxie had left the building.
Four
With Paul downstairs, Melissa upstairs with Wendy and Maxieâs whereabouts anyoneâs guess, I didnât have much time to consider why a young female ghost would fly (literally) off the handle (figuratively) at the mention of her mother.
What I
did
have to do was clean up the movie room, or more specifically, the construction area. I put the paint thinner, stepladder and other tools in a utility closet handily located in the room and did a little quick sweep-up, and the room was presentable again.
I, however, was not, so I went upstairs to shower and change before any of my guests returned from the beach or the town.
Iâd barely gotten myself into a presentable pair of cargo shorts and a blue top before my cell phone rang. The Caller ID indicated the call was coming from Jeannie Rogers, my closest friend.
âHey, Jeannie.â
âHeeeeellllloooooo.â The mournful elongation of Jeannieâs greeting indicated either that the world had just come to an end and it was left to Jeannie to break the news to me, or that her one-year-old (pardon me,
eleven-month-old
) son, Oliver, was already tracking below the necessary requirements for a terrific preschool he wouldnât be able to attend for at least two years. Equally unmitigated disasters in Jeannieâs world.
âWhatâs wrong, Jean?â
A sigh that could have driven a hyena to Xanax emanated from my phone, but Iâve known Jeannie for a while, so I was expecting it. âNora broke her leg,â she moaned. âShe fell down the basement stairs going for a suitcase.â
Nora? Who was Nora? Oh, yeah: âTonyâs mother broke her leg? Oh, thatâs too bad.â Tony Mandorisi, my friend and home improvement guru, is also Jeannieâs husband.
âItâs beyond bad,â she went on, intimating that I had clearly missed the tragic implications of herâJeannieâsâmisfortune. âShe and Jimmy were due in tomorrow morning.â
This rang a vaguely familiar bell, but I couldnât quite remember what it was that bore significance here. âWell, Iâm sure Tonyâs parents can visit after her leg is better.â
Now Jeannieâs voice took on a decided edge, since I had not picked up on her deep and lasting misery. âYou donât understand. Tony and I are leaving on the cruise tomorrow afternoon. Nora and Jimmy were going to watch Oliver for five days.â
Oh, yeah. It had been surprising enough that Jeannieâwho defines the term
helicopter mom
to the point that she should be decorated by the Air Forceâwould agree to leave her young son for five full days, but Tony had insisted that they celebrate their wedding anniversary with their first solo trip since Oliverâs birth. So Jeannie had reluctantly agreed to go on a romantic cruise to Bermuda with her husband.
Now that idyll was being threatened by a freak accident suffered by a woman trying to accommodate them, which Jeannie, of course, saw as the queen mother of inconveniences. I probably would have seen it as a dark omen indicating I should stay off the cruise ship at all costs, and that is the difference in our personalities.
Another is the fact that Jeannie absolutely
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