uninvited in any case, man,â he said.
âRight,â I said. âYou have to follow his orders.â
âWe are not compelled,â Stu said at once, and severely. âWe aid him out of friendship and respect and . . .â He sighed and added, âAnd boredom. Ye gods, but this city pales after but half a century, and Iâve lingered here more than four times that.â
I found myself grinning at the ghost. âStu, let me make you a promise. Maybe even an oath. I come to ask Mortâs help, not to harm himâand Iâm reasonably sure my presence will not contribute to your ongoing sense of ennui.â
Stu let out a rolling belly laugh and began to speak, but the sound died off, and he stared at me thoughtfully, tapping a fingertip against the pistol.
âIf it makes any difference,â I said, âJack Murphy was the one who dropped me off here. Told me to mention his name.â
Stuâs eyebrows shot up. I could see the thoughts racing behind his eyes. They werenât going to win any sprints, but they seemed good for the long haul. âAye?â He pursed his lips. âA good fellow. For an Irishman.â
I snorted. âIf heâs ever around, youâd better smile when you sayââ
A flood of intangible cold pressed against my back, as suddenly as if Iâd been standing in front of an industrial freezer door when it opened.
I turned to see a humanoid, grey form floating just above the ground maybe five yards away from me and drifting closer. The details were obscure, the proportions slightly off, as if I were looking at a badly molded plastic doll. There were no real features on it, just hollow, gaping eye sockets within a sunken, nearly skull-like face, and a wide, empty mouth that hung open as if the tendons attaching the lower jaw had stretched out like old elastic bands.
It moved with a kind of shuffling grace, as if it had no real weight and needed only to touch the ground to propel itself forward with its toes. It made a sound as it came, a hollow, rattling, muted gasp. It was the sound of an agonized scream that had long since run out of breath to propel itâbut tried to continue anyway.
It got closer to me, and I felt colder as it did.
âGet back,â I snapped. âI mean it.â
The creature came forward with another little touch of its toes to the earth, as mindless and graceful as a hungry jellyfish, and a hell of a lot creepier.
I took a pair of quick steps back and said, âFine. Be that way.â I lifted my right hand, drew in my will, and snarled, âFuego.â
And nothingânothing at all âhappened.
There was no stirring of forces deep inside me. There was no current of equal parts giddy excitement, vibrating tension, and raw lightning flashing through my thoughts. There was no flash of white-hot flame that would have incinerated the apparition coming toward me.
There was no magic.
There was no magic.
âOh, crap,â I choked and reeled back as the thingâs fingers raked at me with deathly grace, the sound of its strangled scream growing higher pitched. Its fingers didnât end in nails. They just sort of trailed off into drifting shreds that were surrounded by deadly cold.
Behind me, there was a mechanical sound, click-clack , of a large, halfcocked trigger being pulled fully back and ready to fire.
I whirled my head around in time to see Stuâs enormous old gun snap up to aim directly at the end of my nose. Iâm sure its barrel wasnât actually as big as a train tunnel, but at the moment it sure as hell looked like it.
I felt the wave of cold intensify against my back, and by the time Stu shouted, âGet down!â I was already halfway to the ground.
I hit hardâapparently being insubstantial didnât free me from the laws of gravity or the discomfort of its unwavering enforcementâat the same time that Stuâs pistol went off.
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Kit Tunstall, R. E. Saxton