proceeds to the band. Couldnât that work? Heâs a Minnekota Lake band alum too. Couldnât we find a way around those Kaus jackasses?
Oh, yeah, I was getting mad at Kailey herself, even though I once loved her.
I thought, Canât we raise our own cash and keep marching camp rolling?
I needed to make some serious war plans.
I texted Justin and Camille what I believed about the band and the cheerleaders. Hear me right now! Cheer bitches took our money! Because it was before 5 a.m., neither responded.
Then I got ready for work.
When I left, Grandpa and Dad were sleeping in the living room. Theyâd been there all nightâGrandpa snoring on the gross brown recliner, Dad sawing logs on the red couch Mom bought three months before she left us to be with a douche sack Mr. Mitsunori. (Iâd like to punch his face.) A rerun of SportsCenter blared on the TV. This is the environment Iâm growing up in, Mr. Rodriguez. It smelled like old man in the place.
No! Youâre not an old man, sir. You smell great!
Yeah, thatâs a little awkward.
Time to make the donuts. I walked out into dawn, fresh dew on the grass, new sun glowing in the trees. Itâs only a few blocks from my house to Main Street and Danteâs old-timey, tourist-trap, brick-and-glass storefront. I walked with new purpose. Gonna win!
Dante usually has three kids there on the weekends during the summer, two or three during weekdays. Summers are busy as hell because of the resort traffic on the lake. As I mentioned, Dante had hired RC III. I got him to apply. Then Dante asked me what I thought of him. âRC III is one top-notch hombre,â I said.
Dante did not, however, ask me about Chandra Gore. If he had, I wouldâve been very, very negative on the matter.
Her eyes look like theyâre firing death at you! She wears black lipstick! She makes her cheeks look pale with makeup! Most of the time, sheâs wearing old, black lacy blouses like a dead old lady! Her fingernails are painted black! She wears skull rings and black boots! Iâm a fan of her now, but really, thatâs not what Iâd be looking for when hiring a cashier. Hereâs an interview question no businessman would ask: Can you stare down customers and make them feel ice in their souls?
But there she was. Gore was at Danteâs before me. What a shock to my system! Thereâs some really rough history surrounding Gore in my grade, and I just assumed Carrie Dragovich, who is one of Dadâs students at the college, would be continuing to work at Danteâs for the summer. But I walk in through the back door and there she is, the new hire, Gore herself sipping coffee out of a freaking Styrofoam cup.
I was all prepped to ask Dante to raise prices to support band, but I stopped sharp, wondered, Is this some evil hallucination from not eating enough? Is she real?
âUmâ¦hi,â Gore said. Her big ghost eyes popped out of her head. These were the first words Iâd heard her say since seventh grade.
Isnât that weird, sir? Gore was in class with me every day. She was silent.
Then Dante came in from out front with his own cup of coffee. He wears a sailorâs hat and white painter pants and a tight T-shirt all the time. Looks like he could be swabbing deck in the Navy. âHey! Summertime!â he called to me.
âWhat is this?â I asked, pointing at Gore.
âThis?â Dante asked.
âIâm a girl,â Gore whispered.
âSummer help, buddy,â Dante said.
âWhereâs Carrie?â I asked.
âWorking on her dadâs farm. You knew that,â Dante said.
âNo, this is not going to work,â I said, again pointing at Gore. âSheâs a potential murderer.â
Gore swallowed hard, then whispered, âYou donât know anything.â She turned and bolted for the bathroom. Even through her makeup, I could tell her skin was flushed.
âUnacceptable,