and go to Starbucks tonight, I thought. Tell him I have a hot date with a guy named Shane, and say it involves a video camera, and then leave the rest to his imagination. Or I could just go get it after work when my three cups of coffee have worn off and Iâm ready for more. But I know me⦠there are a million and one things that could, and would, come up in the day preventing me from goingâmost predictably my inclination for not seeing things through. Isnât that the first step in Alcoholics Anonymous? Admitting you have a problem? Thereâs AA, CA, NA, GA, SA, and so many other Aâs. Shouldnât there be PA? Procrastinators Anonymous? Except I guess everyone would mean to join and just⦠never get around to it.
So I took the bull by the horns, or the goat by the teats, or the whatevs by the whatevs, and texted Coco:
Got camera! Going to pick up now. Tell malc Iâm getting a root canal. Or gall bladder removed.
I dropped the kids back at home and kissed them goodbye. Then I walked a block to where my powder-blue Vespa, Lola (named after a cool tattoo I saw once), was parked, put on my helmet, and set off, a girl on a missionânot even realizing I had unwittingly stepped into a series of events that would turn everything I had ever known inside out and upside down, and would alter the lives of many people forever.
Chapter 5
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When the ATM spit out $40.00 in cash, I could have sworn it said, âYouâve only got $9.48 left until next Fridayâs paycheck, losah !â
I was so excited/nervous to meet artist/undercover barista Shane that I sped to Studio City as fast as my scooter would go. When I arrived and saw only one guy working behind the counter, with Shane on his name tag, I almost turned around and ran out as he was totes adorbs, but looked way younger than Cooper. Iâm open and fluid, and there are many exceptions Iâd make for love, but cradle robbing? Not so much.
I turned away from the counter and reminded myself that this was all about the
camera
and not necessarily the
camera seller
.
âHey, Iâm Maggie,â I said to him. âIâm here to buy your camera.â
âOh, itâs not mine,â he answered.
I donât know which was louder, my exhale of relief or the sound of him steaming soy milk.
âThe guy selling it just left it here and asked me to collect.â
Hmmm⦠a little suspect. What if the camera didnât work? Or the charger was left at Disneyland? I took a cursory glance through the case and all seemed in order. Camera, lens cap, instruction booklet, charger, cords. âSo what if I have any problems with it?â
âYou can contact the seller through the ad on Craigslist.â
âOK.â
We made the exchange, and he winked at me as he handed me one of those crazy lollipop birthday cake thingies that Starbucks sells and I SO donât get. I donât know which was scarierâthe wink or the pink waxy ball on a stick. I thanked him, and asked for a bag, feigning fullness, but really I thought Iâd take the freaky dessert to Malcolm, just in case he was pissed that Iâd come in late. It always seemed to work for Coco.
The boss wasnât even there when I arrived. Maybe he was at the beauty parlor getting his puffy hair done. Coco took the camera bag and excitedly started rifling through. âThis is so old school cool! Come on, letâs do a screen test.â
âNo way, I have helmet hair. For reals.â
âWeâre not gonna use the footage. Just to see if the thing works. Whatâs this?â She pulled an envelope out from the bag. âIt was tucked under the lining.â
âI donât know. I didnât see it before.â I took it from Coco and opened it. Inside was a MiniDV tape with a HELLO MY NAME IS sticker on it. But the name part was blank. âSo should we play the tape and see if somethingâs on
Lane Hart, Aaron Daniels, Editor's Choice Publishing