bullshit.â
He ignored the reprimand. âWhatâs up with your own car?â
âMy dad is painting my front fender. The paintâs not dry enough or something.â
âHeâs probably just got the primer on it. So why didnât you drive the Beamer?â
âMy dad would never let me drive the Beamer. You know that.â
Richard said, âHey Anne-Marie; you want to mess around?â
It was just like him, coming out of the blue. âGet real.â
âNo, seriously. We could just skip school and drive out to the lake. Look at the weather; is this a day to waste in classrooms?â He had the silly grin on his face. There was no telling if he was high or not. He often was. What he usually said was Anne-Marie, please show me your tits . So this was better.
âI decided not to try out for the playâ he informed her. âIâm burned out on theater.â
âThatâs not what I heard,â Anne-Marie declared.
âGive some other people a chance; thatâs the way I see it. What did you hear?â
âI heard Mr. Burns kicked you out because you were smoking pot while you were building sets.â
Richard shrugged before he said, âThe rumors are rampant, I guess. Either way, itâs the same result.â
âHe could have turned you in, you know. Consider yourself lucky he didnât call the cops.â
âChoices, choices, choices, Anne-Marie. Life is all about choosing, huh? Speaking of the lakeââ
âWhoâs speaking of the lake? Not me, thatâs for sure.â
âThe Chevyâs got that big backseat.â
âOh please. Besides, Iâd appreciate it if you didnât like talk to me that way anymore. Backseats are just for extra passengers.â
âOh, I forgot. You found Jesus.â
âAnd Iâd appreciate it,â she said as politely as she could, âif you didnât talk to me that way, either.â
âWell just excuse me all to hell.â
âItâs been two months since we broke up, Richard. Get used to it.â
âBut you have cleft my heart in twain.â
âShut up .â
âNever was pain so sweet as mine that I can neâer forsake it.â
âStop it!â He must be high. Even though he was one of the goats, in some ways she liked him better now that they werenât in a relationshipâshe could enjoy him more as a friend than as a boyfriend. âSave your Shakespeare for the stage.â She put her books into her backpack.
âIâve got condoms,â he said.
âIt doesnât matter,â she replied. âIt wouldnât please the Lord if I had sex with you.â By this time, they were headed toward the building.
âBut you want to anyway, is that what youâre saying?â
âPart of me does, but thatâs the part I have to put behind me.â
âYouâre really gone on this religious trip, arenât you?â
âYou could put it that way. The real thing is Iâve found the Lord and want to serve him.â
âHow about a hand job sometime?â
âThen all Iâd be is like a sexual toy to give you pleasure. You can take care of that yourself. You can even find mechanical hand jobs on plenty of Web sites.â
âYou visit pornographic Web sites?â he asked.
âNo. Brooke tells me about them.â They fell in with other groups of students approaching the front door.
âHave you ever seen Jesus of Montreal? â he asked her.
âWhatâs that?â
âItâs a movie.â
âNo. Iâve seen Jesus of Nazareth. Heâs the only one that counts.â
âYou sound like a programmed windup toy, Anne-Marie. Anyway, in Jesus of Montreal , thereâs this woman who services this priest from time to time. Her friends ask her why. Want to know her answer?â They were waiting in line for their turn to squeeze through
Maggie Ryan, Blushing Books