Chanelâs dad) styled Mrs. Boscoâs wig for my so-called adoption party. Princess Pamela is a dope hairdresser, and a psychic, too! Now, Mrs. Bosco keeps the wig in a net in her wig drawer, and only takes it out for special occasions. I wish she would wear it all the time, because the other ones look, well, kinda fake, if you know what Iâm saying.
âCan I get you something to drink?â Mrs. Bosco asks Mrs. Tattle, but I know she will probably say, âNo, thank you.â She always does. Mrs. Tattle is usually in a hurry. Mrs. Bosco says the caseworkers who work for the cityâas opposed to private foster care agenciesâalways have too big a caseload, and they donât get paid enough to deal with all the headaches that come with the territory. Mrs. Bosco must be right, âcuz Mrs. Tattle has bags under her eyes that look more like suitcases!
âHow are you today, Dorinda?â Mrs. Tattle asks me, reaching over to open her briefcase, which is right next to her on the floor.
Iâm trying not to stare at the railroad run in her panty hose. I wonder how high up her leg it goes? When Iâm older, Iâm going to carry a briefcase like Mrs. Tattle, so I can look important, too.
Mrs. Tattle seems kinda uptight. The way she is sitting so straight on the couch, youâd think she was in the Oval Office in the White House or something. The couch in our living room is covered with faded yellow-flowered tapestry, and the seat cushions are well worn. I think more people have sat on our couch than in the Oval Office, if you know what Iâm saying.
âIâm fine,â I say, smiling and showing off my dimples, so Mrs. Tattle will feel more comfortable. I want her to think everything is âhunky chunky.â Iâm also anxious to find out why sheâs visiting us on a Saturday.
âMrs. Bosco told me the good news about your record deal,â Mrs. Tattle says, trying to sound cheerful.
âWell, itâs not exactly a record deal, but weâre going to get to cut a few songs for a demo tape for the record company,â I explain carefully. Iâm always trying to be honest about the Cheetah Girls situationâlike I said earlier, we may have âgrowl power,â but so far, we are still a bunch of wanna-be stars in the jiggy jungle.
âWell, it must have been exciting for you to go to Los Angeles,â Mrs. Tattle says, trying to make everything seem really hunky chunky, too.
âIt was the dopest dope experience I ever had in my life!â I say, because I donât want to let Mrs. Tattle down. It
was
pretty dopeâbut there were ups and downs, if you want to know the honest truth.
âWell, now thatâs more like the Dorinda I know!â she says, her voice screeching because she is talking too high. (Now that Iâm taking vocal lessons, I notice
everything
about peopleâs voices. Itâs really kinda strange.)
Mrs. Tattle keeps smiling at me and Mrs. Bosco. Twinkie is smiling at Mrs. Tattle, and sitting in the armchair with her hand under her chin. âAnd how are you, Rita?â Mrs. Tattle asks, her face brightening up. Twinkie makes everybody smile.
âIâm okay,â Twinkie responds, without moving her hand from her chin. Kenya just sits on the couch looking down at her shoes. Iâm proud of Twinkie, because at least she got Kenya to wear matching socks. Topwe, Chantelle, Khalil, and Nestor look nice, too.
âDorinda, can you sing something for me?â Mrs. Tattle asks, catching me off guard.
âNot right now,â I say, getting embarrassed. None of the other caseworkers have ever asked me to sing for them before.
Kenya throws me a look, like, âWhy donât you just do what Mrs. Tattle wants?â For someone who whines so much, Kenya gets awfully quiet when the caseworker visits.
I guess it wouldnât hurt me to sing for Mrs. Tattle. Maybe she thinks Iâm just making