backpack feels like a âmagilla gorillaâ on my back.
Iâm so tired of all the fib-eronis Iâve been telling my crew. I know itâs gonna catch up to me one dayâand I guess today is the day, okay?
âMrs. Bosco thought the adoption went through, but it didnât,â I say, hemming and hawing. Iâm
not
going to tell them that she canât read or write. No way, José.
âReally?â Chanel asks me, like Iâm joking, her big brown eyes opening wide like she doesnât believe me.
âReally, Chanel. I wouldnât joke about something like that,â I say, trying to figure out how I can explain Mrs. Boscoâs mistake to them. It wasnât
all
her fault. âThey couldnât find my mother to get her to sign over her parental rights, or something like that. I donât know!â
Now Aqua hugs me. Galleria is off the phone, and she catches a whiff of my so-called adoption drama. âSo youâre
not
legally adopted?â she asks, surprised.
âNo, Iâm not adopted, okay?â I huff, but Galleria is like a dog with a boneâshe just wonât leave it alone.
âBut Mrs. Bosco is not gonna give you up or anything, is she?â
I donât even want to
think
about that. She said she wouldnât, but what do I know? âI donât know, Galleria.â
They get really quiet, which makes me mad uncomfortable, so I change the subject. âSo what did your mom say?â
âUm, she wanted to know why we were just finding out about the contest,â Galleria says slowly. âI told her thatâs how this whole show-biz thing flows, you know? It moves on a dime and our time.â
âIt does say a âhome-made video,â though,â Angie says, trying to be helpful.
âYeah, thatâs what I told herâso weâve just gotta hook up the lights-camera-action situation on the Q.T.,â Galleria says, like sheâs not stressing it. âMom thinks my dad may have a video camera. Heâs over at one of the contractorsâ right now.â Galleriaâs parents own a clothing factory and boutique called Toto in New York ⦠Fun in Diva Sizes. I guess the contractors are their suppliers or something.
âSee, I know Granddaddy Walker has a video camera,â Aqua says, thinking out loud. Granddaddy Walker owns a funeral parlor in Houston.
âHeâs not videotaping those dead people in the coffins, is he,
mamacita
?â Chanel asks, getting the spookies.
âYes, Chanelâhe especially
loves
the part after he puts the embalming fluid in the body, and the dead corpse jumps up on the table when the rigor mortis sets in!â
I start chuckling, because I feel so much better that we arenât talking about my home situation.
âThatâs what really happens!â Aqua claims, bugging her eyes.
âItâs trueâwe saw it one time when we were little,â Angie adds, giggling. No wonder the twins love horror movies so much!
We all are in a good mood now. âWell, letâs get rolling on âOperation Videotape!ââ Bubbles commands. âWeâre on a roll now,
girlitas
!â
Chapter 4
M rs. Tattle is waiting in my living room when I get home. She looks kinda tired, and her clothes are all wrinkled. She even has a run in her stocking, and a spot on her pink blouse (it looks like tomato sauce), but I guess Iâd better not say anything. She is pretty nice as caseworkers go, and I donât want to embarrass her. Besides, caseworkers write up recommendations about whether you get to stay in your foster home or notâso they have a lot of power over kids like me, and the last thing you want to do is make a bad impression.
âSit down, Dorindaâtake a load off,â Mrs. Bosco says, stroking the hair on her wig in the front. Iâm so glad she is wearing her special wig. See, Princess Pamela (the girlfriend of