to be nervous about. Andrewâs funny, heâs cool, heâsâ¦
Mi vida, por qué te estás enredando en algo nuevo ?
What? Who said that? Great, now Iâm hearing Mamiâs voice again. Shoo, go away!
âSpends half her day on the Internet, then bakes?â I ask, trying to focus on Andrewâs explanation. I wonât go any farther than that. What if heâs kidding again?
âYeah, she runs a home business. She takes Internet orders, then bakes the meanest Key lime pies youâve ever tasted.â
âReally? Weâll just have to see about that. My mom makes a killer Key lime pie too.â
âYour mom? But you make her out to be this flag-waving Cuban lady whoâd, if anything, be making flans, not Key lime pies.â
âOh, but she does. Donât get me wrong. She makes a killer flan, too, but I bet you my motherâs Key lime pie is better than your motherâs Key lime pie.â
He fakes injury, looking around to see if other coffee-sippers are listening in on the challenge. âYeah? Well, Iâll have her overnight one tomorrow, then weâll find out whoâs the real Queen of Key lime.â
âFine.â I cross my arms with a grin.
âFine.â
âYour mother doesnât stand a chance.â I offer my most childish competitive spirit.
âAnd yours doesnât stand a shance .â His lips press together and his eyes open wide, as he awaits any flying objects that may suddenly come his way.
Oh, so now heâs mocking my mom? âThatâs so not funny,â I tell him, dead serious.
His expression changes to one of deep concern. âWhatâs not?â
âWhat you said.â
âWhat? The shance thing?â
âYes.â
His eyebrows draw together. âBut you made fun of your momâs accent yourself! So now I canât make fun of her?â
âNo. I can make fun of her. You canât.â
âYou canât be serious.â
No answer.
He watches my face carefully. âIsa, Iâm sorry. Really. I was only messing with you.â
No answer.
He tilts his head and looks me dead in the eye. I stare back at him, meeting his scowl with my own. Then, I canât help it, and the corners of my lips turn up. He grins big, pointing a long finger straight at my nose, and almost immediately I fall apart. âYou almost had me!â he cries.
âDammit! I can never hold a serious face!â I throw thenapkins at him again, and again, and again. âJerk! Jerk! Jerk!â
âYou almost had me!â he repeats, and in a surprise move, leans in and gathers my hands in his, humming to himself, pleased.
Okay, this is weird. Nice, but weird. So this is what another guyâs hands feel like after two years of holding Robiâs. Actually, itâs more than nice, itâs butterfly-inducing. I can handle this. Weâre just holding hands, no big deal. I lean forward, feeling my arms squeeze my chest, creating a great display of boobage.
Heâs going to get the wrong impression, my motherâs voice echoes in my brain. What the hell? Someone get her out of here! âShut up,â I murmur softly.
âExcuse me?â Andrewâs eyebrows sneak up.
âNothing.â I smile.
He glances around, looking for anyone to whom I might be directing my order, then decides itâs no one. âYouâre freaking me out, you know that?â But he smiles again, and I know heâs really kidding. Grabbing his paper cup, he downs the rest of the macchiato. âLetâs go somewhere.â
Itâs not really a suggestion. Itâs a declaration. I shrug an okay, toting my half-drunk mocha frap in one hand, hanging on to Andrew with the other.
âHere, take these back to your mom.â He pushes the Starbucks napkins toward me on the table. âTheyâre not from Wendyâs, but they still work the same.â
I laugh again.
Jodi Picoult, Jennifer Finney Boylan