somewhere to get coffee. Thatâs what he mentioned.â
â ¿Mi vida, por qué te estás enredando en algo nuevo? â
âWhat? Iâm not getting wrapped up in anything new. Iâm just going to have coffee with a fellow teacher.â
âOn a Thursday night, hija ?â
âSo?â
âI thought it was too hot for coffee.â
Oh, now she thinks sheâs funny, just because I havenât been drinking hers in the morning. Mom couldâve been an accountant with that scorekeeping of hers. She offers her best disapproving smirk. â ¿Y vestida asÃ? â
â Déjala ,â my dad referees again, without a glance our way.
I look down at the outfit I threw on. Fine, the one I chose carefully. My superlow jeans with a really cute blue peasant top, which Stefan picked out for me. I guess itâs not so bad having a mall rat for a brother. âWhatâs wrong with what Iâm wearing?â
âIs that how everyone dresses when meeting a fellow teasher ?â
I make a huge effort to avoid rolling my eyes. âItâs teacher, Mami, not teasher . Honestly, I donât know why you canât say teacher. Itâs the same ch -sound as in chocolate . You can say chocolate just fine, canât you? So say teacher.â
â¡Teacher⦠teasher ⦠déjame tranquila ya !â She flails the remote control high above her head. And God also forbidshe could speak without using the full range of her arms.
â Teasher is something you wear with jeans,â I add. If grief is what she wants to give me tonight, two can play that game.
âIsa, enough.â My dadâs crooked eyebrow warns from above the magazine.
You know, she came here when she was nineteen. Itâs been, like, twenty-six years. Youâd think in twenty-six years, she could learn how to speak correctly. âLook, this is what Iâm wearing, okay? Thereâs nothing wrong with it.â
She quickly scans my ensemble before focusing back on Univision. âHeâs going to get the wrong impression.â
âMom, stop it! Iâm not wearing a see-through teddy, am I?â
â Para de gritar ,â she calmly orders.
âIâm not screaming.â
â Para de gritar ,â she coos, and any moment now, I probably will scream, just from hearing her ask me not to.
â Déjala ,â my father says yet again.
See what I mean? I canât take this! I just love the way she picks fights, pushing all the right buttons, then asks me to stay calm. Bullshit! My friends never have to put up with this. Their mothers always let them wear whatever they want, as long as it isnât slutty. Me, Iâm wearing the most normal outfit ever, but she puts on a show.
I tell you, if not going out with Andrew is what she wants from me tonight, sheâs doing more harm than good. If thereâs anything I want, itâs to see him. Someone with a fresh face. Someone whoâll listen without criticizing. Someone who canpronounce âteacherâ!
âGood night, Mom.â I think Iâll wait for Andrew outside. I grab my keys from my purse and aim for the door. âGood night, Dad.â
As Iâm walking out, I hear my father blowing his usual good-bye kisses. My motherâs voice, icy and stubborn, calls from the living room. â Isa, no llegues tarde .â
Humpf . Iâll get home whatever time I damn well please. Of course, Iâd never say that. My father would shove that TV Guide right up my ass.
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Starbucks on Miracle Mile is crazy. We wait, like, twenty minutes just to order and another five to get our drinks. Still, itâs a great night, moon out and everything, as Andrew and I sit outside. Table for two. Lots of people on the sidewalk, probably on their way to the art studios around here. Maybe after I stop boring Andrew with tales of Mother DÃaz, we can head to one.
Out of thin air a