girl appears at our side. A little older than me, blond and pretty. âAndrew, hi!â
He looks up, his eyes go wide. âHey, Jenny! Whatâre you up to?â
The navel-ring-baring chick points at a group of giggling girls waiting to cross the street. âNah, Iâm just here with my friends. Came over to say hi.â She swivels at the waist like a toddler.
âCool, this is Isa,â he says.
She looks at me for, like, a fraction of a second. âHi.â
âHi.â Remove thyself from the premises, Blondie.
Before she can say anything else, Andrew adds, âGreat, well, Iâll see you around.â Kind of a sudden way to end things, but good for him. Fifty points.
âOkay.â Jenny smiles in my direction, like she gets the hint, but leans in to give Andrew a quick peck on the cheek anyway. âSee you, bye.â
Yes, bye-bye, run along and play. âWhoâs that?â I ask with a smile.
âGirl from school. She lives in my building. Always saying hi, even though I hardly know her.â
âGotcha.â I was correct about the girls-gone-gaga thing. This happens to him a lot.
He shrugs and takes a swig of his Grande Caramel Macchiato with skim milk, hold the whipped cream. Whatâs the fun of a macchiato without the whipped cream? Or whippee creen , as Mami would say. He twirls a wooden stirring stick in his cup. âWhy does she act that way? Your mom.â
âMy mom? Oh, my mom.â I almost forgot what we were talking about before Blondie broke the flow. âWhy? Who knows? It defies explanation. I believe researchers are still working on it. Theyâve listed her under Freaks of Nature.â
Andrew stares, not sure whether to nod in sympathy or laugh out loud. So I go on, âIf youâd like to help the cause, send a donation to the Deciphering Cuban Mothers Fund of Little Havana.â
Then he loses it. He cracks up, drawing attention from people at neighboring tables. âYou donât even live in LittleHavana!â He covers his face and goes on laughing.
Me, Iâm trying hard not to laugh, so he wonât think I amuse myself on a regular basis. âYou think Iâm kidding? I bet you never had to put up with this kind of stuff. I bet your momâs normal, and she gave you free reign over your life while you were home.â
Suddenly his laugh dies down. He clears his throat, and an uncomfortable stillness fills the air between us. Uh-oh, what did I say? âAndrew? Iâm sorry. Did I just stick my foot in my mouth?â
Looking down, he shakes his head and softly pounds the table with his fist.
I lean in and try to peer into his face. âAndrew? Please donât tell meââ
He looks up, deep brown eyes locking with mine. âMy mother died. When I was nine.â
âOh, Andrew.â My hand flies to my mouth. âIâm so sorry! I shouldâve thought about that before I said anything. Iâve only known you a few weeks, and here I am making such a stupid comment! Iâm really sorry. Please donât hate me.â
He shakes his head some more, biting his lip, but it doesnât look like heâs upset, it looks like heâsâ¦And then he canât hold it anymore. He loses it. Heâs laughing and snorting, and Iâm just an idiot who fell for the oldest trick in the book.
âYou jerk!â I chuck a few napkins at him, while he continues to crack himself up. âI canât believe you did that! I felt really bad! I really thought your mother had died.â
His face does that thing again, where it goes from intimidating to sunny. Heâs got the coolest smile ever, wide and sexy. âShe lives in Orlando with my dad and little sister. Spends half her time on the Internet and makes Key lime pies the rest of the day.â
âYou freak!â I pull my earlobe. I always do when Iâm nervous. Why am I nervous? Thereâs nothing
Jodi Picoult, Jennifer Finney Boylan