zeroes.
In 2010, YouTube was watched
700 billion times, but 99% of the views
were of only 30% of the videos.
In 1900, all the world’s mathematical
knowledge could be written in about
80 books; today it would fill
more than 100,000.
In 2005, the 54 billionaires in Britain
paid only
£
14.7 million in income tax
between them. Of this,
£
9 million came from
James Dyson.
In 2011, only nine of the 62 owners
of apartments in One Hyde Park, London,
the world’s most expensive block of flats,
paid any council tax.
Over 600,000 companies
(including 25 with flats in One Hyde Park)
are registered in the British Virgin Islands
(population 28,882).
In the first month of its life,
a silkworm puts on
10,000 times its birth weight.
A female ferret
will die
if she doesn’t have sex for a year.
A six-inch catfish has
more than
250,000 taste buds.
A full Kindle
weighs a billionth of a billionth
of a gram
more than a brand-new one.
There are over 1,200 species
of bat in the world
and not one of them is blind.
There are 4,800 species
of frog in the world
but only one of them goes ‘ribbit’.
Eight times as many people belong to
the National Trust
as to the
Conservative, Labour and
Liberal Democrat parties
combined.
Every human being
starts out life as an arsehole:
it’s the first part of the body
to form in the womb.
51% of British women under 50
have never been married:
twice as many as in 1980.
Kanye North and Kanye South
(but not Kanye West)
are parliamentary constituencies
in Botswana.
The animal rights group PETA
claims that cows can suffer humiliation
if people laugh at them.
Wagamama
is Japanese for ‘selfish’.
In 2009, Exxon made $19 billion profit
but received a $156 million
federal tax rebate.
Only 2% of women
describe themselves
as beautiful.
In the 1950s,
3-D films
were known as
‘deepies’.
Loch Ness
is deep enough
and long enough
to contain the entire
population of the world
ten times over.
40% of the electricity in Pakistan
goes missing, half of it stolen:
if there’s a power cut
(which is often),
they just steal the wires.
In 2011, British trains were delayed
by 16,000 hours because of people
stealing metal parts from the railways.
After Einstein died,
his brain was pickled,
sliced into 240 cubes and
left in a box marked ‘Costa Cider’
for 20 years.
Sir Walter Raleigh’s devoted widow
Elizabeth kept his decapitated head
with her in a velvet bag
for 29 years.
Forflitten
adj.
Overwhelmed
by unreasonable
and out-of-proportion
scolding.
Forwallowed
adj.
Weary with being
tossed about.
Rhinorrhea
n.
The medical condition
otherwise known as
‘a runny nose’.
Subitise
vb
To perceive the number
of objects in a group
without actually
counting them.
An
acrocomic
is someone with long hair.
According to the
Oxford English Dictionary
,
the word hasn’t been used
since it was coined in 1626.
Until now, that is.
The word ‘unfriend’
first appeared in print in 1659.
Berk
and
charlie
(as in ‘a proper charlie’)
are rhyming slang for
‘Berkshire Hunt’ and ‘Charlie Hunt’.
The most popular beers
in Turkmenistan are called
‘Berk’ and ‘Zip’.
As a reward
for winning the part of Harry Potter,
the 11-year-old Daniel Radcliffe
was allowed to stay up
and watch
Fawlty Towers
.
Durham University
offers a Harry Potter module.
It includes the topic
‘Gryffindor and Slytherin:
prejudice and intolerance in the classroom’.
The word ‘school’
comes from the ancient Greek for
‘free time’.
In particle physics, a ‘barn’ is an area
that covers a billionth of the cross-section
of a silk fibre. It’s called a barn because
(in subatomic terms) it’s so huge.
In 2010, twice as many Britons died
in accidents in their
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