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lunchtime haunt. Your elation is likely to be short lived, as fickle Pluto indicates that what you read as ‘Corned Bee’ may well be a printing error.
    Lucky livestock: The Alpaca
Lucky Motion: Andrew
    V IRGO
    Venus, the planet of love, moves into your own sign on Tuesday, however, the path of true love seldom runs smooth, and in your case, can have unpredictable twists and turns
– even before you mention articulated shoe-trees and creosote. On Friday you will be mistaken for Stewart Granger at the fish counter in Sainsbury’s and forced to autograph a series of
tartan shopping trollies.
    Lucky utensil: The spatula
Lucky costume: Doublet and hose
    L IBRA
    A difficult week that starts badly, then really goes downhill from there. Pluto’s malign influence is particularly felt on Wednesday in the staff canteen when a
gooseberry surprise is particularly potent and makes you spill oxtail soup in your handbag. You will be followed home by a relentless Schnauzer.
    Lucky blemish: Hives
Lucky shears: Crimping
    S CORPIO
    Mysterious Neptune is rising in your fourth house on Wednesday, so when an attractive lady with an Eastern European accent and a bag of lemon bon-bons approaches you in
Waitrose with the words ‘While your shoes are stretching, I will dance the Polka with you’, give her a tin of black shoe-polish, she will know what to do. On Friday you will be sprayed
with perfume in a random attack by a gang of Yardleys.
    Lucky bag: Gladstone
Lucky sword: Epee
    S AGITTARIUS
    Uranus dominates the early part of the week, and things are still unsettled for you at the weekend when foreign travel is indicated by the passage of Mercury planet of
communication through your birthsign. On Thursday lunchtime you will meet a man who will teach you how to say ‘it’s coming out like oxtail soup’ in seven languages. This could
prove more useful than you might imagine.
    Lucky tie: Newcastle and Everton
Lucky Ball: Zoe
    C APRICORN
    Your ruler, the Sun, is now in Sagittarius. It’s much more comfortable here than it was in Scorpio, so don’t take any more if its old nonsense. Some startling new
information about the lifecycle of Wombats could come to you this week but you won’t recognise it for what it is so an opportunity will be missed. Still... Never mind eh?
    Lucky ironing board: Minkey Starlite
Lucky lemur: Ringtailed
    A QUARIUS
    Somewhere in your circle of friends and family is someone with whom you’ve fallen out. This might be a longstanding coolness, or a just a misunderstanding about the
incident with the Verger, a chocolate digestive, and the Durham Light Infantry. On Tuesday, you will be attacked in the tabloids over your extreme views on the piano-accordion.
    Lucky ballroom: Hammersmith Palais
Lucky duck: Muscovy
    P ISCES
    You’re no stranger to hard work. You are used to making plans and keeping doggedly on with them in circumstances that would make weaker spirits quail. Pluto rising
indicates that this has at last been recognised and your name has been put forward for a big job in Rome that involves public speaking, tarmac, and tucking in your shirt with a wooden spoon.
    Lucky dog: Borzoi
Lucky lake: Veronica

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    A RIES
    Neptune transits your birthsign at the beginning of the week bringing with it true clarity of thought. On Tuesday when you are putting out the bin, you suddenly realize that
there are similarities between this action, and your social life – only taken out once a week, in the dark, by a dustman. It may be time to freshen up that wardrobe.
    Lucky vegetable: Celeriac
Lucky equation: Simultaneous
    T AURUS
    As Saturn moves into your fourth house on Tuesday you receive a postcard from a friend on holiday in California and are so inspired by the picture that you decide there and
then to resurrect your flagging musical career with a bagpipe instrumental of the Tony Bennett classic – Don’t mess with my toot-toot . Don’t be too optimistic though