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square Neptune means that the video will be rubbish and the single will only get to number 22.
    Lucky cartoon: Bleep & Booster
Lucky font: Garamond
    G EMINI
    Mysterious Neptune is square to your birthsign this week, which may help to explain why, since Christmas, you have lost the ability to walk silently in corduroy trousers.
Although you will lose weight over the next few weeks, it will be only from your left side. On Tuesday afternoon Pluto rising means that the itching will get worse, so pick up a Dutch hoe on the
way home.
    Lucky Realm: Woman’s
Lucky sneer: Supercilious
    C ANCER
    Your enthusiasm for Karaoke remains undiminished but this may be your undoing as a trine between Mars and Venus indicates that on Thursday you will be secretly filmed on stage
putting everything you’ve go into The Girl From Ipanema . This may lead to a sudden career change. The New Moon in Aquarius indicates that Sardines on toast will make a welcome return
as a mid-morning snack.
    Lucky profession: AA Patrolman
Lucky convulsion: Febrile
    L EO
    A disturbing aspect between the Moon and Mercury will lead to confusion early in the week as you will make a moonlight discovery with your shin that all your furniture has been
rearranged. You will have no idea how, or why this happened. Mars is square to your birthsign on Wednesday, which as usual, means you will suffer catastrophic and sudden clothing failure. Try not
to over-react.
    Lucky iris: Bearded
Lucky grape: Zinfandel
    V IRGO
    A square aspect between your ruler, the Sun, and Jupiter will mean that plans for your walking holiday in Austria are going awry. Not only will you discover that Sturmey Archer
don’t make mountain boots with low-ratio gears, but that damage sustained to your Melodica in last year’s ascent of K2 was the result of Chinchilla action, and so not covered by
insurance.
    Lucky sausage: Bratwurst
Lucky fish: The Wahoo
    L IBRA
    Jupiter rising means that career issues are highlighted this week. With a lot of change going on around you it might be time to reconsider whether turning down the top job last
time around wasn’t a mistake. An unusual trine between Mars and Neptune on Thursday could indicate that you are being watched by aliens, which should please your employer.
    Lucky vegetable: Rocket
Lucky medication: Sloanes linament
    S CORPIO
    With Mars in opposition to Saturn this week, there will be an incident on Wednesday in the High Street involving a running machine, a pan of clarified butter, and a seafood
delivery van. You will receive a severe ticking off from the traffic Police, and two Michelin Stars for the creation of what will come to be known as Lobster Esplanade
    Lucky tense: Future imperfect
Lucky walls: Jericho
    S AGITTARIUS
    On Wednesday afternoon, a trine Mars means that you will have a misunderstanding with a second hand television dealer when you ask if he’d be interested in looking at an
old black & white Bush. On Thursday, a man with piercing breath and a Renault 4 may enter your life. Under no circumstances should you agree to share your gravy browning with him.
    Lucky verb: Dangling participle
Lucky vault: Diamadov turn
    C APRICORN
    Be patient if a romantic relationship is not developing the way you’d imagined. The equipment is unwieldy, and sometimes difficult to operate for a novice –
particularly those from the stricter religious orders. At the end of the week, Saturn moves into the empty house next door but one. Pop around for a cup of tea and a bit of a chinwag.
    Lucky pancake: Crispy duck
Lucky look: Tousled
    A QUARIUS
    After a quiet weekend hiding in the coal bunker things will start to get altogether more lively on Tuesday when you are swept along by a mob of anarchic pensioners on their way
to Downing Street. By the time you arrive, you are the only one who remembers what their demands are. As their spokesman, you are immediately arrested for inciting a mob. On Friday, the cold floor
of the cell will give you trouble