cheddar.
âWeâll be back in a minute,â called Cam.
âDonât be long,â said Gramps, holding his cheese up to the light.
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They stepped outside just in time to see Primula Mold rise up into the blue sky in a bright yellow hot air balloon. Fungusâ head popped up over the side of the basket, his ears swinging in the wind. They just caught sight of Miss Moldâs smug face as she soared up and over the marquees, rubbing her lucky Stilton.
âShe must have hired a balloon to take her to Siberia,â said Cam. âI bet it cost a fortune.â
They watched the large yellow globe shrink to the size of a lemon as it got further and further away.
âIâve got to enter this competition,â declared Bert, âwith or without Gramps. Primula Mold must not win!â
âI canât let you go on your own,â said Cam. âWhat if you win and get all the glory? Iâm entering too.â
âNo! Your big butter-toes will just get in my way.â
âIt will be your pea-brain that gets in the way,â snapped Cam. âYou donât even know where Siberia is.â
Bert frowned. âSomewhere near London?â
âTry northern Russia!â
âOK, smarty pants,â he sniffed, âyou can come as far as Russia with me if you can think of a way to get us there. Then weâll split up.â
Cam rolled her eyes and took another look at the golden leaflet detailing the rules.
âNeither of us will be going anywhere unless we have Grampsâ permission,â she muttered. âWe need a letter from him to get registered, and thatâs not going to happen.â
They stood for a moment staring at the rules.
âIâve got an idea,â murmured Bert, looking all around him.
âThatâs a first,â said Cam.
âYou could do it,â he whispered. âYou could write the letter of consent and sign it from Gramps. I would do it but my writing looks like a load of squashed flies.â
âIâm not forging a letter!â cried Cam. âThatâs cheating! Gramps would be furious.â
âHe would soon forgive us when we arrive home with all the ingredients for the moose cheese,â said Bert. âI think Gramps wants us to enter the competition â he just doesnât know it yet. He said that part of him would like to go. Well, we are part of him â we are his grandchildren. The only reason he wonât give us a real letter of consent is because he thinks collecting the ingredients will be too dangerous. But if we ask him after we get them all, then everything will be OK. This letter is just temporary. We need it to get registered.â
âI donât know,â sighed Cam. âHeâs still going to be mad if we leave without telling him.â
Bert shook his head. âThe most important thing is that Gramps would like nothing better than to beat Primula Mold,â he said. âSo, one of us has to win this competition â for him!â
Cam nodded slowly. âOK,â she said, looking over her shoulder to make sure no one was watching. âYouâre right.â
She pulled a pen out of her pocket, turned the leaflet over and wrote carefully on the back.
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To Whom It May Concern:
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I, Cornelius Curd, give my consent as legal guardian for Camilla and Bert Curd to take part in The Great Moose Cheese Chase.
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Yours sincerely,
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C. Curd
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âIâm impressed,â whispered Bert. âYouâre normally such a goody-goody.â
Cam turned pink.
âIâm doing this for Gramps!â she hissed. âCome on, letâs see if it works.â
They walked towards the royal enclosure, past three huge hot air balloons tethered to the ground. One of them was the Crown Balloon. Its large golden basket was tied to four posts with red satin ropes. They stopped to look inside. A golden throne with a cushioned seat took