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PJ was watching from the front window. âAre they coming in?â She was wearing pajamas as usual. It was why they called her PJ. âIâd like to meet them.â
âWeâre in kind of a hurry.â Starkey wondered why she would want to meet them.
âWe could be special friends, Starkey.â
The Archangels go ballistic when Warrior Angels get involved with Live Ones without their permission. It happens, of course, but itâs a conflict of interest. Worse than that, it almost always interferes with the Mission.
He tried to cut them off at the door so theywouldnât snoop around the house, wouldnât see PJ.
âRichard!â Mom had her arms out. Starkey couldnât stop her from wrapping him up.
Stepdad was a step behind her. He was dressed all in black, as usual these days. Big phony smile revealed pointy teeth. His eyes changed from blue to purple to red back to blue. Starkey had bagged the morning meds again.
âYou look terrific.â Everything was always about looks with him. I could be rotting inside, Starkey thought, but if my hair is combed, everythingâs fine. âThis place must agree with you. Ready to roll?â
âSure.â He hoisted his backpack and started for the door, but Mom spotted PJ.
âHello.â
âHi. You must be Starkeyâs mother,â said PJ. âIâm his friend Allysse.â
Starkey got right in between them. âWeâre running late, Mom.â
âExcuse my appearance,â said PJ, âbut Iâve gained a lot of weight lately and I havenât been able to shop.â
Momâs face fell apart at that. PJ was slim, soit was clear to her that PJ had an eating problem. âCongratulations, sweetheart. I know how hard it is to gain weight when you have aâ¦food issues.â
âI wish my parents were as understanding as you,â said PJ. âStarkey has told me all about you and your husband.â
Starkey was surprised at her moves. He hadnât told her anything. What was she angling for?
âWeâre very proud of Richard.â Stepdad moved closer to PJ. She didnât move away. What is her game? Starkey felt helpless. Their voices began to fade in and out, as if bubbling up from the bottom of a toilet.
âWeeeâre going to the mawllllllll,â said Mom, âto get Richard a new shirt and tie. Come with ussssssâ¦.â
âThatâs so nye-ssssssssssssss, but I cooonât innnnn-trooooodâ¦.â
âYooooooo muuuuuustâ¦.â Mom had PJâsarm and was steering her toward the office.
Nooooooo. They would get permission for PJ to come, ruin his plan.
Stepdad was pushing him out the door. âYou all right, Richard? Look a little shaky.â
âYou donât have to hold me. Iâm not crazy.â
âI know that. You have a chemical imbalance that makes you do crazy things, Richard, and weâre working on it.â
âWork on this.â He gave Stepdad the finger salute.
Stepdad ignored the gesture and guided him into the back of the Land Rover with his hand on top of his head, the way cops did it. Inside, the Land Rover smelled of leather, air-conditioning, perfume, after-shave.
âThatâs a foxy lady, Allysse. Whatâs she in for?â Stepdad watched himself in the rearview mirror as he slipped on little round dark glasses.
âBiting off her fatherâs nose.â
That shut him up. Stepdad slipped in a CD, probably one of the new groups he was pushing. They just listened to the lame music until Mom reappeared, holding PJâs hand. Stepdad whistled. PJ did look good. Boots, tight black jeans, a black leather jacket, her hair pulled back. Lipstick and eyeliner. She climbed in next to Starkey and smiled at him.
âNothing fits, huh?â said Starkey.
âDoesnât Allysse look wonderful,â saidMom, settling into the front passenger seat.
âItâs so