laughed.
Woody was looking at his four-foot-by-six-foot computer monitor. He said, âOkay. There were three dead in the blast. Eleven injured. Marion Nye is in the secret hospital in Portland.â
âGood! How is she?â
âStable, it says. So that gives us anywhere between five and eight suspicious deaths, all IRS, all within the last two months, and nobody knows whoâs doing it. Itâs driving the IRS crazy. They could start bombing us .â
âCould it be us?â
Woody didnât answer. The top levels at Sales Tax donât tell us everything.
âWhat if we could solve this ourselves?â I asked.
Woodyâs lips pursed. âFirst youâd have to find out whoâs doing the killing. Then it has to be someone that isnât us. We donât know that yet. Then you have to make the IRS believe it. You like mysteries?â
I grinned.
Room service appeared. We stopped to eat, and made conversation for Christineâs benefit, before we settled in for some computer work.
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Eloise Stern had drowned. That was seven weeks ago at âJune in Jamaica,â mid-June 2005, when the upper ranks of all the United States tax gathering bureaus met for four weeks of riotous excess. If the Jamaican police had done a proper autopsy, theyâd have found her lungs filled with champagne from the swimming pool.
Fourth of July: Harry Greene had been poisoned. Woody stared. âPoison? Doesnât the IRS have garnetine?â
Garnetine is an inoculation against most poisons. I said, âNo, thatâs just ours, just Sales Tax. One day weâll trade garnetine to them for something we need.â
âDamn office politics.â He read on. Washington DC police found Greeneâs death puzzling. Stomach contents: both beluga and salmon caviar, with onion and chives and chopped egg as condiments. Odd things to find in a government employee earning $80,000 a year and spending the night alone.
Three might have been ringers, but theyâd died very close together. Jane Hennessey was descending Everest when sheâd had a stroke. Samuel Jefferson and Keki Tomomato had died within days of each other, both from heart attacks or strokes, no autopsies yet: the only deaths ever recorded (except that their presence never would be recorded) aboard the International Space Station. All in July, 2005.
âToo many strokes,â Woody said.
I said, âCoincidence happens. Strokes happen when the oxygenâs thin.â
He said, âSay Jefferson and Tomomato pulled rank: that would get them up to the Space Station without training. Their hearts stopped all by themselves. Hennesseyâs probably did, too.â
âYeah.â Why murder her on the way down from Everest? Why wait?
âWhich leaves five killings and not many suspects. Weâre looking for an organization, right? No single person could do all that.â
I nodded. I was keeping half an eye on Woodyâs computer screen. We might be getting more word of Marion.
âWhat have we got for suspects? Thereâs Sales Tax, thatâs us. Thereâs Hidden Tax. Thereâs the IRS itself; it might be some kind of internal war. Theyâve got the power and the dominance games, too. Weâd like it to be Hidden Tax, because if itâs internal IRS, we wonât know which side to talk to. What do you know about Hidden Tax?â
âTheyâre pretty secretive.â
Woody sipped coffee, waiting me out.
âOh, all right. Theyâre ungodly rich, even compared to the rest of us. They were a fringe group once, a branch of Revenue when it was just one branch, until they put the country on a silver money basis. First silver, then just paper. There isnât any real money anymore. They can get all the wealth they need by printing it. We have to play numbers games.â
âWhereâs their motive? Why would they bomb a restaurant, or poison people? Hidden Tax were