say that, Lydia, but I have a feeling you would actually pay me good money to stay off the pole.â
âTrue,â she said, gripping her purse tightly, as though it might shield her from yet more embarrassment. Plus, focusing on clinging to that specific item helped keep her brain busy so it didnât do anything stupid like imagine how Colton might look if he were to engage in any sort of striptease.
Nope. No.
She might not be able to remember last night, but her memories of him shirtless in the hotel room were still way too vivid for comfort.
He was...he was everything a man should be. Broad-shouldered and lean. A chest and stomach so defined he looked like he belonged on the cover of a menâs magazine, making other men feel insecure about their lack of abs.
Except, in order to be on a menâs magazine he would have to be waxed bare. And Colton was not.
She swallowed hard, her throat dry. She did not need to be pondering his chest hair. Or his muscles. Or anything at all except the predicament they were in.
The drive to the airport seemed interminable. She could only hope they would be able to get seats far, far away from each other on the plane.
Of course, that turned out not to be the case. When they arrived at the airport check-in the very helpful, very friendly man at the counter offered them a free ticket exchange, and a bump up to first class. For the newlyweds, heâd said, overly cheerful.
Why was it that today of all days they were experiencing the height of customer service everywhere they went?
She was so accustomed to people not giving a damn, and in this situation she would have preferred it.
But no. Everyone was doing their best to make sure that Colton and Lydia got to spend as much time together as possible.
Still, she thought ruefully, as they sat on the small plane waiting to take off and the stewardess poured champagne into a real glass, it could be worse. She lifted the bubbly to her lips, needing a little bit of a crutch to boost her for the journey.
âYour attempt at a hangover cure?â Colton asked, nodding toward her glass.
âAt this point thereâs no making it worse, really.â Her head still hurt, in spite of the coffee.
âDonât drink too much,â he said.
âYouâre not the boss of me,â she muttered.
âNo, but when you start drinking you find it difficult to keep your hands off me.â
She scrunched her face. âColton, me being a little bit buzzed is the only way weâre going to make it through this flight without me doing you serious bodily harm.â
âSo youâre saying thereâs a happy alcohol medium youâre reaching for?â
âYes. Totally sober I would like to strangle you. Completely trashed I apparently...â She let that sentence die as her face heated. âBut a glass of champagne or two might just take the edge off.â
âThe edge ? Because Iâm so horrible.â
âYou arenât horrible.â She looked down at her glass. âYouâre...you know...well, youâre you.â
âThatâs very informative, Lydia.â
She gritted her teeth. âYouâre high-handed. A bit bossy.â
He laughed. âThatâs funny coming from you.â
âI already know I donât want to know why you think thatâs funny,â she bit out, determined to ignore him now.
Thankfully, the flight from Las Vegas back up to Portland wasnât terribly long, and she busied herself answering texts thanks to the onboard Wi-Fi. Though she wasnât entirely certain answering those texts was any less uncomfortable than making conversation with her groom.
Because people wanted explanations. And in all honesty, she couldnât give them one. She didnât have an explanation.
She breathed a sigh of relief when the plane touched down, but that was short-lived when she fully realized that they now had to make their way back to